You have to make that ice cold coffee ice cold, now. Especially if you’re making it for a young person who needs his coffee cool just so he can do.
A young man
in his early to mid-twenties who looks like he is either a student or stay-at-home-young-adult, walked into a Tim Hortons one day and ordered an ice cold coffee.
He told the young lady behind the Tim Hortons counter that he wanted his coffee to have lots of ice.
The young lady said ok, told him how much it cost, took his money.
“ICE COLD COFFEE WITH A LOT OF ICE IN IT!”
“ICE COLD COFFE WITH A LOT OF ICE IN IT COMING RIGHT
Everything seemed cool, the young fella played with his phone while the worker made his coffee cool; which didn’t take too long to make.
“ICE COLD COFFEE! ICE COLD COFFEE!”
Here’s your ice cold coffee sir. The young fella grab the ice cold coffee, looked down at it, and decided that his ice cold coffee didn’t have enough ice to be cool.
"HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE. I ORDERED A
MOTHERFUCKING ICE COLD COFFEE AND ALL I GOT WAS
THREE GOD-DAMN PIECES OF ICE. THIS SON OF A BITCH AINT
EVEN COOL TO THE TOUCH! I WANT MY MOTHERFUCKING
MONEY BACK AND A FREE LATTE WITH LOTS OF ICE IN IT. AND
I BETTER NOT HAVE TO GO BACK THERE AND PUT THE ICE IN
"Sir, that coffee is cool. It has five pieces of ice in it."
"This thing ain’t cool. Hell, it ain’t even cold. And where are
the other two pieces of ice?! Huh?"
"The heat from the coffee melted them."
"Motherfucker heat rises to the top! There should be enough
ice in that cup to stop that heat from rising! Y’all sons of
bitches better give me another cup of ice cold coffee that’s
cool and has ice that can take heat!"
Needless to say, he didn’t get his coffee with ice that could take heat. So he
acted a fool,
threw the not so cold coffee cup at folks, and allegedly assaulted some folks before hauling tail up out of there in time enough for the po’ po’ not to catch him. I’m sure they’ll catch him though.
He’s the type who’s bound to go to another Tim Hortons, demanding that he get TWO free cups of coffee with ice that can take the heat.
Unfortunately for him, there isn’t enough cool anything to take the heat off of his ass that he brought upon himself with all of that carrying on he did over a cup of coffee with ice that he said wasn’t cool.