Ha, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert folks figured out that Amazon program Amazon Astro to do crazy things like stalk and terrorize dogs just like Amazon does to their workers. “Amazon Astro causes tense emotional anguish for canines big, small, and inbreed.
'Hey Spot, do you want to see something cool?'”
Keep in mind, folks, Spot is a dog. And some of the things and people that dogs find not “cool” are baths, Kibbles ‘n’ Bits, fireworks, bicycles, and noisy children.
The fireworks are the not so “cool” things that Amazon Astro chose to show Spot. Upon seeing and hearing the fireworks, Spot tuck tail, ran, and hid under the covers. Amazon Astro became so upset by what it perceived to be Spot’s total disrespect of its way of showing Spot a good time that Amazon Astro initialize Amazon’s wiretapping device that uses “simultaneous localize mapping” in order to find Spot hiding under the covers.
The fear and trembling cause by the terror that Amazon Astro put Spot through is no different than the fear and trembling cause by the terror that Amazon puts its workers through.
“Amazon will work to destroy your character and try to keep you
from talking about what’s actually going on. And it’s all so that
Jeff Bezos can make more dollars,” is what NBC News
Jonathan Baily, who organized the COVID-19 walkout, as saying.
“There are days I say I’m just at the mercy of God,” is what The
Guardian quoted Rina Cummings
Yup, it’s just as The Late Show with Stephen Colbert folk’s said, “Amazon astro-treating dogs just as well as our employees.”