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Jared Kushner gets himself
into a lot of mess
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 18, 2018

Every time I turn around, Donald Trump’s favorite son-in-law Jared Kushner is in some mess.

He was in that mess about the security forms. Jared Kushner was in that mess with Don Jr and Russian spy Natalia Veselnitskaya concerning the June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower.

And now, Kushner is in the center of this mess with comedian Stuttering John and Donald Trump.

During the last week of June 2018, John “Stuttering John” Melendez went on the CNN, grinning from one ear to the other, telling folks just how much of a nimpkoopoo Donald Trump, his favorite son-in-law, and the rest of their crew are.

Stuttering John has known Donald Trump for over 10-years. Yet, when he called the White House switchboard, posing as New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez, ol’ Stuttering John managed to get through to Donald John on Air Force One.

Seeing how embarrassing this is, the White House tried cleaning it up by saying that Donald Trump wants to give the U.S. senators complete access to the president of the United States.

And that’s all he was doing. Donald John was just giving a man he’s known for over 10-years complete access to the president of the United States because Donald John thought Stuttering John was Senator Bob Menendez who he, Donald John, has known for almost two-years.

But y’all see, all of this shamefulness could have been avoided if Jared Kushner had the common sense needed in order to do his job. Jared Kushner and his family are from New Jersey.

And with all of the money they have, I’m quite sure they get platinum access to local, state, and federal officials.

So it wouldn’t be surprising to me if Kushner and his fam have met Senator Bob Menendez on more than one occasion.

Unlike us po’ folks, Kushner can get one-on-one access to the senator without having to schedule an appointment that will go by faster than a New York minute.

Heck, Kushner and Menendez already share the same criminal lawyer. Abbe Lowell helped Menendez to beat his corruption charges. And now, Lowell is working with Kushner in order to help him to beat any charges Special Counsel Robert Mueller and his crew may hand down.

And come to think of it, Kushner’s cousin, Johnathan Kushner, gave $40,000 to Menendez legal defense fund. So it’s not far fetch to believe that Jared Kushner knows what Senator Bob Menendez’s voice sounds like.

Also, there’s the whole common sense thing. Anyone listening to Stuttering John will be able to recognize he doesn’t sound like a man with the same level of education as Senator Menendez.

But, once again, the operative word here is common sense; which Jared Kushner doesn’t have.

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