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SNL's Spicy-Donald Trump is innocent because he told us so
by Nathan'ette Burdine: May 27, 2017

Saturday Night Live’s Sean “Spicy” Spicer (Melissa McCarthy) told folks that Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) is “innocent because he told us so.”

Welp, that didn’t go over too well with the media crowd. They quickly pointed out how Trump has had Spicy to stand on the podium and tell one lie after another.

A reporter just simply asked Spicy, “Sean, just be straight with us for once, what’s really going on?”

Trying to convince everyone that he’s like 180, straight all the time, Spicy snapped back. But, that didn’t work because the press just doesn’t trust ol’ Trump there.

Glenn Thrush (Bobby Moynihan) from the New York Times asked Spicy if Trump is “lying” to him.

With his voice cracking and what appeared to be a tear dropping, Spicy responded, “He, he, but he wouldn’t do that. He’s my friend.”

Needless to say, this line didn’t stop the revealing questions about Spicy and the Donald’s relationship.

One reporter questioned why The Donald would let his main man make a fool of himself on a daily basis, while another reporter questioned why The Donald would fire his main man.

The last question caused Sarah Huckabee Sanders, played by Airy Bryant, to jump in with “Oh bless your heart. This the first time hearing of that.”

More worried than a sinner in church on Sunday, Spicy simply told Huckabee Sanders to get out and then he hopped onto his Segway and then went rolling through New York looking for the Donald.

The Donald, of course, was nowhere to be found in New York because he’s been ran out of town.

So, Spicy headed over to the Donald’s nemesis’, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, state where oddly enough the Donald feels right at home.

Out of breath and emotionally beaten down, poor ol’ Spicy there looked the Donald in his eyes and asked, “Have you ever told me to say things that aren’t true?”

Being the honest fella that he is, the Donald simply said, “Only since you started working here.”

And oh, that cut poor ol’ Spicy there deep. Spicy told the Donald he didn’t know if he could go on. Plus, it wasn’t helping the situation that folks were telling Spicy that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was going to get his job.

For his part, The Donald told Spicy not to worry because ol’ girl doesn’t have his spiciness. Or, as the Donald laid it on Spicy, “Sean, come on I will never do that. She doesn’t have your special spice, salt n pepper, little bit of sugar.”

Spicy told him to stop playing with his poor little ol’ heart there that way because he is, after all, a married man now. He has “a wife” and he “took vows.”

Not wanting to hear all of that, “Grab em by the Pussy” Donald reminded Spicy that he can do whatever he wants to him because he, the Donald, is “famous.”

The kissing begins and Spicy stops him with, “No, no wait is this like the Godfather when you kiss me and no one ever sees me again?”

The Donald tells him “yes” and Spicy responds, “I had a good run.”

And yes, the kissing continued.

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