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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Taco Bell Sauce Saves Lives Story ;

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Stephen Colbert gave an update on
the "Taco Bell Saves Lives" story
by Nathan'ette Burdine: March 9, 2019

During the airing of the special segment, “MEANWHILE,” on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (LSSC), Stephen Colbert gave an update on the “Taco Bell Sauce Saves Lives Story.”

Taco Bell took notice of Jeremy Taylor’s Facebook post where he posted, “Taco Bell sauce saves lives,” after he and his dog Ally managed to keep themselves warm by eating packets of Taco Bell’s fire sauces while they were stuck in an avalanche of snow.

The folks over at Taco Bell read the story and were like, “Hey, this guy has discovered the secret to our secret sauce. Let’s give him something!”

The “something” Taco Bell has decided to give Taylor are free tacos, nachos, nachos fries, and fire sauces, and any drinks he likes for an entire year.

Colbert, though, knows that all of those free tacos and nachos soaked in fire sauce comes with a price that Taylor’s colon will have to pay for. “Now, he’s definitely going to die,” Colbert told the audience.

Hopefully, the young man won’t spend 366 days (next year is a leap year) eating tacos, nachos, and nacho fries drenched in fire sauce.

Oh yeah, before I forget, Colbert talked about some other stuff too. The “other stuff” being Goldman Sachs making their workers dress to impress the boss, an Air Canada pilot feeding passengers pizza as a way to get them to forget they were stuck on a plane, Walmart firing their greeters, Claire has asbestos in their make-up, and a jellyfish showing its butt whenever it’s time for it to go number two.

Welp, that’s all folks! Toodle-oo!

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