http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Under%20the%20Radar.html Under the Radar en-us copyright 2017 Nathan'ette Burdine http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20stress%20of%20Elmo%20s%20job%20had%20him%20snortiing%20cocaine%20and%20swinging%20from%20ceiling%20fans.html Elmo got so stress out working on Seasame Street that he started snorting cocaine and swinging from ceiling fans. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 29 Sept 2025 23:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Chimps%20putting%20grass%20in%20their%20hides%20as%20a%20fashion%20statement%20is%20a%20statement%20about%20how%20they%20see%20humans%20fashion.html The chimps be like, 'Why would you wear what you wipe your twins with?!'. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 29 Sept 2025 23:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Leaping%20out%20of%20the%20year.html 2024 is leaping out of the year and the galaxy. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 1 Jan 2024 23:15:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/God%20said%20no%20to%20the%20Christians%20storming%20the%20heavens%20with%20prayer%20in%20order%20to%20stop%20SatanCon%20from%20happening.html When asked why He didn’t help out the Christians, God responded, “It was Friday afternoon." Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 12 May 2023 01:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Kevin%20McCarthy%20says%20it%20is%20a%20good%20thing%20he%20was%20elected%20speaker%20on%20the%20fifteenth%20round.html Kevin McCarthy says that like the number 15 he represents change and progress. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 11 Feb 2023 22:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Merry%20Christmas.html Presents, presents are everywhere! There's joy and laughter filling the air! The best time of the year is here! Merry Christmas, everyone! Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 25 Dec 2022 15:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/You%20cannot%20call%20it%20a%20Cousin%20Eddie%20Christmas%20display%20if%20the%20police%20does%20not%20stop%20by.html Joni Keeney's neighbor told the police that the Cousin Eddie Christmas display was a naked man standing outside with a hose in his hand. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 22 Dec 2022 18:25:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Smells%20the%20Checked%20Bag%20Cat%20had%20the%20best%20Thanksgiving%20ever.html Smells the Checked Bag Cat sat at the head of the table as his human served him a Thanksgiving feast fitting for a king. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 29 Nov 2022 16:25:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20sun%20always%20knocks%20you%20out%20the%20day%20after%20Daylight%20Saving%20Time.html The sun packs a brutal punch! Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 7 Nov 2022 10:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Happy%20Halloween.html Everyone have a fun and safe Halloween! Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 31 Oct 2022 20:15:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Today%20is%20a%20day%20of%20rest.html Leaving work at work, today! Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 31 Jul 2022 11:45:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Questions%20that%20will%20pop%20up%20in%20your%20head%20while%20you%20are%20watching%20Chucky%20Two%20Series%20Trailer.html How does the priest die? Is Lexy powdering her nose? Is the real Chucky in the Good Guy Box are some of the questions that will pop up in your head while you are watching Chucky 2 Series Trailer. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 24 Jul 2022 22:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Father%20s%20Day%20is%20dad%20s%20TV%20day.html Watching his shows is what dad wants to do on Father's Day! Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 19 June 2022 13:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Leaving%20her%20be%20is%20the%20perfect%20Mother%20s%20Day%20gift.html Her time and her space is what every mother wants on Mother's Day! Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 8 May 2022 20:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Daylight%20Saving%20Time%20is%20a%20sleep%20in%20holiday%20taken%20on%20Monday.html Sleeping in is what everyone should be doing today! Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 8 Nov 2021 09:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Rocky%20the%20dog%20beat%20up%20the%20mountain%20lion%20the%20king%20of%20suburbia.html The mountain lion, king of suburbia learned the hard way that nobody threatens Rocky the dog and his humans. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 6 Nov 2021 21:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Dog%20crashed%20golf%20cart%20into%20SUV%20and%20kiddie%20pool.html A dog tried taking a golf cart for a spin but ended up crashing it into a SUV and kiddie pool. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 2 Nov 2021 17:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20bear%20ate%20a%20man%20s%20bucket%20of%20KFC%20chicken.html John Holden came home and found a bear helping himself to a bucket of KFC chicken. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 1 Nov 2021 18:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20young%20coyote%20decided%20it%20is%20high%20time%20for%20him%20to%20begin%20his%20schooling.html The humans at Our Lady of Lourdes Parish School in LA's Northridge neighborhood were surprise to see a young coyote sitting on a desk. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 23 Aug 2021 09:15:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20great%20white%20shark%20stole%20a%20man%20s%20fish.html A great white shark name Doby Jr says he was just sooo hungry and the fish on the human's fishing rod was the only food he could easily get Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 14 Aug 2021 15:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Mary%20the%20Holy%20Cow%20is%20blessed%20by%20the%20Lord%20thy%20God.html The Archangel Gabriel laid hands upon Mary the Cow blessing her womb so that she may bring forth the four sons of Tom the Bull. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 13 Jul 2021 17:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/God%20told%20Siphoxilopheus%20the%20Cow%20to%20lead%20the%20cows%20to%20the%20Valley%20of%20the%20Vegans.html God spoke these words to Siphoxilopheus the Cow-Behold, I’ve made a place for thee cows over the hills into the valley of San Fernando. There yee will find a valley filled with vegans who’ve taken a sacred oath to enjoy meat no more. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 11 Jul 2021 20:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Hahaha%20take%20that%20you%20aliens%20MOXIE%20got%20us%20humans%20breathable%20oxygen%20from%20Mars%20carbon%20dioxide%20rich%20atmosphere.html ...a giant wind for human kind. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 23 Apr 2021 17:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Man%20fleeing%20the%20police%20driving%20over%20100%20mph%20crashes%20girlfriend%20s%20Maserati%20SUV%20under%20the%20freeway.html Fleeing the police is one crime. Driving over 100 mph while fleeing the police in your ol’ lady’s Maserati SUV, which you end up totaling out under the freeway, is another crime. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 15 Apr 2021 17:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Death%20refused%20to%20let%20Bernie%20Madoff%20serve%20out%20his%20150%20year%20prison%20sentence.html Ol’ Man Death refused to let world renowned Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff stay around long enough to serve out his 150-year prison sentence. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 14 Apr 2021 19:15:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Parents%20trick%20their%20kid%20into%20breaking%20a%20fake%20car%20window.html 'Don’t break the window,' is what the dad says to the kid. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 19 Mar 2021 16:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Humans%20do%20not%20understand%20what%20no%20water%20means.html The cat turns off the water and then the human turns around and pours the water on the cat. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 14 Mar 2021 21:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20young%20Arizona%20man%20kidnapped%20himself%20because%20he%20did%20not%20want%20to%20go%20to%20work.html After fakinig his kidnapping in order to get out of work, a 19-year-old teenager named Brandon Soules from Arizona has been charged with filing a false police report. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 1 Mar 2021 11:15:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/An%20Australian%20grandmother%20tackled%20a%20flip%20flop%20wearing%20Gen%20Xer%20purse%20thief.html An Australian grandmother gave a 42-year-old flip flop wearing Gen Xer purse snatching thief the proper “act right” that his parents obviously did not give to him. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 28 Feb 2021 22:38:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/BC%20farmer%20scolded%20a%20lynx%20for%20killing%20two%20of%20his%20chickens.html BC farmer Chris Paulson-First the owl and then you. Huh? Yeah, let’s go have a look at this damage. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 27 Feb 2021 23:58:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Talking%20interrupts%20working.html "Shhh, no talking while working. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 25 Feb 2021 17:35:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Somebody%20in%20there%20is%20calling%20his%20name.html Sometimes, yourself will talk to you. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 24 Feb 2021 18:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Have%20you%20all%20seen%20snow%20dragon%20Jasper.html A Chicago couple, Warren Window and Alexis Hoffman, sculpted a snow dragon, in their front yard, which they named after their neighbor's young son, Jasper. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 22 Feb 2021 17:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Dog%20gives%20the%20human%20the%20look.html The 11 seconds that it takes for the dog to figure out that his human is fake giving him treats is more evidence that our four legged friends have evolve more than we thought. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 10 Feb 2021 14:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Canines%20across%20the%20world%20are%20not%20happy%20with%20the%20pillow%20humping%20dog%20stopping%20his%20humping.html Imhotepphaestus the Beagle Hound spoke to a room of canines about the grave error committed by the Jack Russell terrier fox mix. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 25 Jan 2021 18:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Maury%20the%20Moose%20speaks%20out%20against%20Canadian%20officials'%20salt%20lick%20ban.html It’s preposterous for anyone to think that we moose support the Canadian officials prohibiting the humans from letting us lick the salt off their cars. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 11 Dec 2020 23:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Hey%20there%20s%20a%20double%20red%20rainbow%20in%20the%20sky.html Hey, did y’all see the double red rainbow that came tip toeing across California’s night skies?! Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 26 Aug 2020 05:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Sorry%20Mickey%20Ds%20but%20folks%20will%20be%20chowing%20down%20on%20that%20Thanksgiving%20turkey%20and%20Christmas%20ham%20for%20a%20while.html Poor Mickey Ds will be short on money for about two to three months there because folks are going to be spending their time chowing down on that Thanksgiving turkey and Christmas ham for a while. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 14 Jan 2020 16:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Chillaxing.html Jason Alexander is chillaxing. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 28 Jul 2019 20:43:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Those%20Energizer%20batteries%20got%20Chucky%20going.html Those Energizer batteries got a 'good guy' like Chucky going off the chain. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 27 Jul 2019 22:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20minion%20knows%20what%20a%20banana%20is.html The minion knows the difference between an apple and a banana. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 26 Jul 2019 17:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/He's%20rockin'%20out%20to%20an%20also%20dope%20beat.html This little fella here loves listening to music! Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 25 Jul 2019 23:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Don't%20let%20that%20smile%20fool%20you,%20now.html Don't ever let a person's smile fool you into thinking that you know what he's thinking. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 24 Jul 2019 20:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20devil%20letting%20the%20hot%20air%20out%20of%20hell%20is%20what%20caused%20the%20heat%20wave.html Lucifer got out of his bed and told the demons to open up all of the windows in order to let the hot air out; which is causing the massive heat wave that is covering our little globe. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 21 Jul 2019 23:38:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Don't%20whine%20while%20you're%20drinking%20wine.html Whining will make you spill all of your wine. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 17 Jul 2019 23:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Teaching%20will%20make%20you%20throw%20somebody%20out%20the%20window,%20now.html High blood pressure, stress, and bouts of anger are all caused by teaching 'children who are our future'. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 16 Jul 2019 23:35:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Tweety%20Bird%20always%20outsmarts%20the%20putty%20tat.html Hahaha, Tweety Bird is proof that a bird's brain is far more advance than a cat's brain! Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 13 Jul 2019 22:48:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Abe%20went%20'Back%20to%20the%20Future'%20to%20get%20that%20boombox.html Abe travelled back in time to 1989 to a house party and grabbed that boombox. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 11 Jul 2019 23:35:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20picture%20is%20worth%20a%20thousand%20words.html Using a picture of Bruce Jenner as your resume will get you an interview. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 7 Jul 2019 23:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20picture%20speaks%20louder%20than%20words.html Using a picture of Bruce Jenner as your resume will get you an interview. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 7 Jul 2019 23:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/America,%20yeah!.html America is the coolest country, ever, on this planet...and in the universe! Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 4 Jul 2019 23:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20cheese%20you're%20smelling%20is%20your%20skin%20melting.html The scorching summer heat has everybody smelling like cheese! Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 30 Jun 2019 20:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Some%20fools%20are%20harder%20to%20fool%20than%20others.html It's harder to fool a fool who's 'not your ordinary everyday fool.' Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 28 Jun 2019 18:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Evolution%20is%20always%20happening.html The cat can put on eye glasses and read a book. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 27 Jun 2019 19:35:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20smells%20of%20summer%20are%20like%20no%20other.html The smells of summer are funky! Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 21 Jun 2019 19:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Not%20caring%20is%20the%20key%20to%20having%20a%20happy%20life.html Not caring about other people's problems is the key to living a long and happy life. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 18 Jun 2019 18:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Some%20people%20don't%20like%20the%20sun.html Some people don't like the sun because it has enough shine to light up a planet and the moon. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 17 Jun 2019 23:32:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Who's%20interrupting%20meow%20time.html A cat sits up in the bathtub and peeps around the corner to see who's interrupting his 'meow' time. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 15 Jun 2019 21:58:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20right%20time%20got%20the%20clock%20beat%20up.html The clock is getting beat down because it's showing the right time. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 13 Jun 2019 17:15:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/This%20red%20button%20will%20teach%20those%20humans%20not%20to%20declaw%20me.html Cats are goinig to start pressing the nuclear button in order to stop the humans from declawing them. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 7 Jun 2019 16:15:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/WATCH%20ME!%20I%20got%20it!.html She's moving her feet to an also dope beat! Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 5 Jun 2019 22:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Muthafuckas%20are%20gonna%20take%20it!.html Muthafuckas will take whatever you're throwing at them! Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 1 Jun 2019 23:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Don't%20believe%20the%20words%20on%20a%20cup.html A smile plus the words 'Help Me' written on a cup is not good for you. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 18 May 2019 22:57:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Don't%20be%20jelly!.html Don't be jelly of all this 'jelly!' Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 17 May 2019 23:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/He's%20a%20smart%20man.html Honey dos is all a man can do. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 15 May 2019 18:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Take%20Your%20Child%20to%20Work%20Day%20is%20really%20a%20no%20school%20day%20for%20your%20child.html Many children see this day as their day of rest from their parents and school. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 25 Apr 2019 19:48:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Now%20you%20see%20me!%20Now%20you%20don't!.html He can appear and disappear while playing the guitar! Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 1 Apr 2019 18:58:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Even%20the%20devil%20gets%20tired%20of%20people.html People are so bad sometimes that they work the nerve of the god of bad, the devil himself. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 28 Mar 2019 19:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Joe%20Gage's%20mama%20ran%20away%20from%20him.html Joe Gage isn't writing a letter to mama. Mama ran away from him ten years ago. He doesn't even know where she is. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 23 Mar 2019 22:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/He'll%20take%20it.html Mofos have no other choice but to take what they throw out! Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 22 Mar 2019 14:45:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/She%20did%20it.html The Frozen Lady is why it's still cold outside. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 21 Mar 2019 14:45:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Humans%20are%20the%20number%20one%20cause%20of%20smoking.html Humans will make you start smoking. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 16 Mar 2019 21:15:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/An%20unemployed%20New%20Jersey%20man's%20ex-wife%20wants%20some%20of%20his%20$273%20million%20jackpot.html A Mega Millions jackpot winner says his ex-wife is taking him back to court to collect on the money she's due for the time she took care of the both of them. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 15 Mar 2019 21:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20jaguar%20attacked%20a%20woman%20who%20tried%20taking%20a%20selfie%20during%20his%20private%20time.html A jaguar at a zoo in Arizona didn't like the fact that a human woman decided to disturbed his chilaxing time. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 12 Mar 2019 23:45:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/That%20sleep%20will%20catch%20up%20with%20you.html National Napping Day is the day to just let that sleep takeover over you. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 11 Mar 2019 17:58:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/He'll%20figure%20it%20out.html Figuring takes time. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 2 Mar 2019 22:58:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20look%20you%20give%20when%20you%20think%20Thursday%20is%20Friday.html Sometimes Thursday just feels like Friday. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 1 Mar 2019 23:48:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/CNN%20poll%20shows%20that%20Donald%20Trump%20and%20Nancy%20Pelosi%20have%20the%20same%20favorable%20ratings.html Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi both have a 42% favorable rating. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 19 Feb 2019 18:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/George%20Washington%20curses%20the%20other%20forty-four%20presidents%20who%20are%20also%20honored%20on%20Presidents%20Day.html George Washington doesn't like it that the other forty-four presidents are honored on a day that was set aside to honor him. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 18 Feb 2019 20:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Woman%20admits%20to%20praying%20for%20the%20polar%20vortex%20to%20come%20and%20stop%20the%20mail%20man%20from%20deliverying%20alimony%20checks%20to%20her%20ex%20husband.html Woman says prayer was the only way she could stop her scoundrel of an ex-husband from living high off the hog. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 8 Feb 2019 19:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Howard%20Schultz%20says%20Elizabeth%20Warren%20asked%20him%20for%20money.html Howard Shultz-Elizabeth Warren wants to criticize me for being successful? NO! She came to see me a few years ago and ask for a contribution to her Senate race. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 8 Feb 2019 19:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/This%20picture%20of%20human%20compost%20reminds%20folks%20they%20will%20become%20worm%20food.html Human compost has become a thing but this picture will make folks see it is not such a good thing to do with their bodies. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 8 Jan 2019 22:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Why%20do%20humans%20like%20feeding%20bears.html Humans keep feeding the bears despite the many warnings that the bears will grow up and eat them. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 28 Dec 2018 16:58:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/This%20is%20the%20only%20response%20you%20need%20to%20this%20weeks%20news.html Shaking My Head. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 30 Sep 2018 23:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Kim%20Jong-un%20is%20allowing%20inspections%20of%20the%20same%20nuclear%20facilities%20that%20were%20inspected%20back%20in%20May.html Kim Jong-un says he wants to play nice with the South Koreas and have a 'land of peace without nuclear weapons and nuclear threats.' Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 29 Sep 2018 23:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump%20said%20Christine%20Blasey%20Ford%20is%20a%20very%20credible%20witness.html Donald Trump-I thought her testimony was very compelling and she looks like a very fine woman to me, very fine woman. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 29 Sep 2018 23:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/National%20Drink%20Beer%20Day%20is%20Brett%20Kavanaughs%20favorite%20day.html Brett Kavanaugh to the Senate Judiciary Committee-I like beer. I drink beer. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 28 Sep 2018 23:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Diane%20Feinstein%20does%20not%20like%20protesters%20but%20she%20loves%20Brett%20Kavanaugh.html Diane Feinstein was ok with kicking out the protesters but she didn't want to release Christine Ford's letter accusing Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 18 Sep 2018 22:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Jeff%20Sessions%20be%20like.html It's not my fault Donald Trump looks like a Florida orange Howard the Duck. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 31 Aug 2018 23:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/It%20is%20National%20Bow%20Tie%20Day.html Bow ties are cool again! Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 28 Aug 2018 19:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Religious%20freedom%20gives%20devil%20worshippers%20the%20right%20to%20protest%20the%20Ten%20Commandments.html Devil worshippers in Arkansas brought their devil statue to the state capital to protest the 10 Commandments. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 20 Aug 2018 22:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/There%20is%20only%20one%20reaction%20to%20give%20when%20asked%20if%20you%20want%20an%20IHOb%20hamburger.html No, no, no, no, no is the response to give when asked if you want an IHOb hamburger. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 20 Aug 2018 22:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/It%20took%20them%20three%20days%20to%20tell%20us%20about%20Peter%20Strzok%20being%20fired.html Monday is when they told us that Peter Strzok got fired on Friday. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 19 Aug 2018 19:25:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Jared%20Kushner%20gets%20himself%20into%20a%20lot%20of%20mess.html John 'Stuttering John' Melendez phone call to Donald Trump was just more mess that Jared Kushner has gotten himself into. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 18 July 2018 23:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Michael%20Avenatti%20and%20Anthony%20Scaramucci%20are%20all%20smiles%20in%20picture%20before%20appearing%20on%20LSSC.html Michael Avenatti and Anthony Scaramucci want folks to know that civil discourse is good. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 13 June 2018 23:35:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Justin%20Trudeau%20had%20on%20some%20funny%20looking%20socks.html Justin Trudeau's socks took away from that frown Donald Trump had in their photo-opt. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 11 June 2018 23:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump%20says%20he's%20given%20over%20a%20million%20pages%20of%20documents%20to%20Robert%20Mueller.html Donald Trump says that he and his team have,'given over a million pages worth of documents to the special counsel.' Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 27 Apr 2018 13:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Pick%20up%20lines%20to%20use%20when%20you%20get%20to%20Hell.html Here are some pick up lines to use in order to help you find somebody to talk to during your stay in Hell. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 15 Mar 2018 17:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Twitter%20let%20questions%20for%20prostitutes%20trend.html Not many people liked the hashtag questions for prostitutes. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 5 Jan 2018 22:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20funny%20thing%20about%20Tony%20Barbieri%20crashing%20Roy%20Moore's%20church%20campaign%20rally.html Anyone else notice Roy Moore's no response when Tony Barbieri's character Jake Byrd said he didn't have 'the face of a molester?' Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 12 Dec 2017 19:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20top%20five%20reasons%20why%20men%20cook.html Thursday was National Men Make Dinner Day. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 5 Nov 2017 19:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/NY%20Times%20reporter%20couldn't%20stop%20smiling%20about%20the%20info%20he%20got%20from%20a%20White%20House%20lawyer.html Kenneth Vogel told Erin Burnett that White House Lawyer Ty Cobb 'showed no awareness' to his presence at BLT Steakhouse. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 20 Sep 2017 19:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Hillary%20Clinton%20confirmed%20George%20W%20Bush's%20weird%20shit%20comment%20about%20Donald%20Trump.html Hillary Clinton told Anderson Cooper she 'couldn't've agreed more' that Donald Trump's inaugural speech was 'some weird shit.' Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 19 Sep 2017 13:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Sarah%20Huckabee%20Sanders%20told%20MSNBC's%20Hallie%20Jackson%20to%20be%20respectful.html Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hallie Jackson-I’m just asking you to be respectful of your colleagues so I can get around the room. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 19 Sep 2017 13:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/This%20is%20what%20folks%20were%20thinking%20when%20they%20saw%20Blacks%20for%20Trump%20trending.html The only word you can say is what when you see Blacks for Trump trending. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 25 Aug 2017 5:35:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Anthony%20Scaramucci%20hinted%20that%20Steve%20Bannon%20was%20walking%20on%20thin%20ice%20with%20Donald%20Trump.html Anthony Scaramucci hinted in his interview with Ryan Lizza that Steve Bannon's days were numbered in the White House. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 18 Aug 2017 22:50:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Preet%20Bharara%20says%20he'll%20eat%20his%20law%20license%20on%20TV%20if%20Donald%20Trump%20is%20indicted.html Preet Bharara-if such a sealed Trump indictment is revealed, I will have the grace to eat my bar license on live television, without condiments. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 9 Aug 2017 13:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/John%20McCain%20had%20a%20slick%20way%20of%20saying%20Donald%20Trump%20isn't%20a%20great%20leader.html John McCain says great leaders back up their words with actions, but not Donald Trump. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 9 Aug 2017 5:10:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Jared%20Kushner%20will%20snitch.html Jared Kushner's willingness to talk to Congress says he is trying to save his own hide. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 2 Aug 2017 5:20:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Jared%20Kushner's%20security%20clearance%20form%20correction%20is%20why%20we%20know%20about%20Don%20Junior's%20meeting%20with%20the%20Russian%20lawyer.html Jared Kushner included the meeting with himself, Don Junior, Paul Manafort, and the Russian lawyer on his revised security clearance form. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 14 Jul 2017 16:55:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Vladimir%20Putin%20and%20Donald%20Trump%20don't%20look%20too%20happy%20sitting%20next%20to%20each%20other.html Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump look madder than a rabbid dog. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 10 Jul 2017 21:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/This%20explains%20why%20Chris%20Christie%20ate%20that%20meatloaf.html Welp, it looks like Chris Christie had no other choice but to eat that meatloaf Donald Trump ordered him to eat. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 10 Jul 2017 21:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump's%20top%20five%20reasons%20why%20he%20won%20during%20James%20Comey's%20hearing.html Let Donald Trump tell it, he won the day on Thursday. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 10 Jun 2017 12:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump%20is%20the%20reality%20TV%20POTUS.html Donald Trump satisfies all of the criteria to be the country's first reality TV POTUS. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 8 Jun 2017 5:40:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/It's%20something%20about%20the%20case%20involving%20Reality%20Winner%20that%20doesn't%20sound%20right.html Reality Winner's name makes the government's case against her seem odd. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 6 Jun 2017 6:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Joe%20and%20Mika%20said%20that%20Kellyanne%20Conway%20really%20doesn't%20like%20Donald%20Trump.html Mika Brzezinski said about Kellyanne Conway-The camera would be turned off...and she would say, ‘I need to take a shower.’ Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 28 May 2017 3:35:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Kellyanne%20Conway%20tweeted%20that%20she's%20not%20supporting%20Donald%20Trump%20for%20the%20money.html Kellyanne Conway-The notion that I am serving for ‘the money’ or a ‘paycheck’ is absurd. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 28 May 2017 3:35:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Sean%20Spicer-This%20is%20not%20a%20dictatorship.html Sean Spicer had to admit that Steven Miller is wrong about the buck stopping with Donald Trump. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 27 Mar 2017 23:45:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Barack%20Obama%20and%20Hillary%20Clinton%20are%20sooo%20happy.html Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are sooo happy they're not Donald Trump. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 13 Feb 2017 7:35:03 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump%20wants%20the%20rich%20folks%20to%20be%20your%20negotiators.html Donald Trump told a crowd that he has rich folks on his team because he wants them to be poor and middle class folks negotiators. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 18 Dec 2016 6:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Joe%20Scarborough%20told%20the%20Democrats%20to%20pretend%20like%20they%20like%20the%20working%20class%20folks.html Joe Scarborough-You don’t have to appeal to racism. You just have to pretend like you care about their vote. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 18 Dec 2016 6:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Jill%20Stein%20dissed%20Hillary%20Clinton%20on%20the%20Twitter.html Jill Stein questioned why Hillary Clinton wants the recount. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 18 Dec 2016 6:30:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump%20has%20a%20new%20hashtag%20called%20Drain%20the%20Swamp.html Donald Trump's theme for this week has been drain the DC swamp of its 'corrup' politicians. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 22 Oct 2016 13:21:18 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Anthony%20Weiner's%20sexting%20partner%20is%20just%20as%20bad%20as%20he%20is.html Anthony Weiner's sexting partner is just like him, a cheater. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 3 Sep 2016 15:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump's%20craziness%20brought%20the%20Democrats%20and%20the%20Republicans%20together.html Ol' Trump there managed to bridge the gap between the two parties by insulting everyone from a baby to a fallen soldier's family. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 7 Aug 2016 22:25:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Hillary%20Clinton%20knew%20the%20email%20scandal%20was%20resolved%20before%20it%20was%20officially%20resolved.html Hillary Clinton wasn't ever worried about any fall out from the email scandal. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 7 Jul 2016 20:45:08 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Ted%20Cruz%20and%20the%20other%20shameful%2015%20can%20point%20to%20Wendell%20Pierces%20arrest%20and%20say%20their%20supporters%20didn't%20do%20that.html TMZ reported that actor Wendell Pierce, a Hillary Clinton supporter, beat down two Bernie Sander's supporters in a hotel in Atlanta. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 16 May 2016 18:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump-I%20Am%20Me.html During his Tuesday night victory speech, Donald Trump told reporters that he is who he is and he's not changing. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/There%20was%20media%20bias%20against%20Bernie%20Sanders%20on%20Tuesday%20night.html Despite Bernie Sanders' large lead in Rhode Island, CNN waited quite a while to call the state for him. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Hillary%20Clinton%20received%20more%20votes%20during%20the%20NY%20primary%20than%20the%20Republicans.html More voters came out to vote for Hillary Clinton than they did for the Republican presidential candidates. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 26 Apr 2016 19:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/When%20you%20become%20the%20it%20that%20happens.html Former Indian Wells CEO Raymond Moore slip of the tongue about women tennis players cost him his job. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 26 Apr 2016 19:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/It's%20not%20often%20you%20hear%20a%20woman%20say%20she%20isn't%20the%20baby's%20mama.html Ashley Santos says she isn't Tyler Summitt's baby's mama. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 26 Apr 2016 19:00:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Donald%20Trump%20is%20trying%20to%20tell%20everybody%20that%20he%20will%20do%20what's%20best%20for%20business.html Donald Trump told Chris Cuomo that it wasn't good for business to alienate the Clintons. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 4 Jan 2016 20:35:15 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/George%20H%20W%20Bush%20wants%20you%20to%20know%20that%20Jeb%20will%20be%20his%20own%20man.html In his new book, the former president subtly implied that Jeb Bush will not govern like he did. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 16 Nov 2015 22:34:00 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Yes%20Women%20Cheat%20Too.html The Ashley Madison website is proof in the pudding that women have been cheating just as long as men have. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 18 Aug 2015 3:20:05 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20GOP%20has%20a%20problem-Bill%20Clinton%20knows%20they're%20not%20stupid.html During an appearance on CNN's State of the Union, Bill Clinton told CNN's Jake Tapper that the Republicans are "no dummies." Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 30 Jun 2015 16:40:05 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Rick%20Perry%20is%20running%20for%20president%20with%20an%20indictment%20hanging%20over%20his%20head.html Rick Perry is not worried about a possible prison sentence dashing his dream of becoming the next president of the United States. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 30 Jun 2015 16:40:05 EST http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Marco%20Rubio%20knows%20which%20side%20his%20bread%20is%20buttered%20on.html Marco Rubio ping ponged his way around the Iraq War question because he doesn't want to upset the Bush brothers. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 27 May 2015 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20Press%20to%20Hillary%20Clinton-Come%20and%20talk%20to%20me.html The Press behaves like a love stricken teenage boy when it comes to Hillary Clinton. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 27 May 2015 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Pizza%20and%20weddings%20do%20not%20go%20together.html During the gay rights pizza uproar, no one ever asked, "Why is pizza being served at a wedding?" Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 11 Apr 2015 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Racism%20can%20cost%20you%20money.html It doesn't pay to let that hate in your heart come out of your mouuth. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 16 Mar 2015 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Michigan%20man%20gets%20caught%20with%20cocaine%20while%20trying%20to%20bail%20out%20his%20friend.html A Michigan man learned the hard way that cocaine is not a good thing to have when you're going to the police station. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 27 Feb 2015 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/President%20Obama%20slips%20and%20calls%20Steven%20Colbert%20Bill.html President Obama became somewhat agitated with Steven Colbert and called him "Bill." Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 3 Jan 2015 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Ashton%20Carter%20isn't%20smiling.html Ashton Carter doesn't look too happy in this White House photo. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 3 Jan 2015 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20governor%20races%20that%20were%20already%20won.html Earlier polls showed that the governor races in California, Ohio, New York, and South Carolina were already won. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 7 Nov 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Republicans%20prove%20that%20they're%20good%20with%20bringing%20down%20their%20debts.html The Republican Congressional Committees have debts totaling $0. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 29 Oct 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/It's%20confirmed-Sarah%20Palin%20and%20her%20family%20were%20involved%20in%20a%20weekend%20brawl.html A police report confirms that Sarah Palin and her family fought fellow partygoers last Saturday. Nathan'ette Burdine Sat, 13 Sep 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Pershmerga%20women%20are%20fighting%20on%20the%20front%20lines.html Peshmerga women fight side by side with their male counterparts in Iraq. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 10 Sep 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20British%20woman%20hides%20money%20in%20her%20underwear.html A British woman stored 20,000 euros in a very "special place." Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 10 Sep 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/There's%20no%20friendship%20in%20politics.html A Republican county commissioner in Tennessee blasted his Democratic opponent whom he has been friends with for 25 years. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 12 Aug 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Russia%20didn't%20ban%20the%20importation%20of%20alcohol%20from%20the%20West.html Russia decided against banning alcohol importation from the U.S., Canada, EU, Norway, and Australia. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 12 Aug 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Some%20South%20Carolina%20prisoners%20try%20to%20use%20drones%20in%20order%20to%20sneak%20cigarettes%20and%20marijuana%20into%20a%20prison.html Some South Carolina prisoners learn the hard way that it's never a good idea to try and use drones to sneak in contraband. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 12 Aug 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Other%20laws%20that%20went%20into%20effect%20in%20Georgia.html There were other important laws that went into effect in Georgia on July 1, 2014. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 13 Jul 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20high%20price%20of%20a%20sex%20scandal.html Rep. Steve Stivers' chief of staff learned the hard way that a sex scandal can cost you a $130,000/year job. Nathan'ette Burdine Mon, 7 Jul 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20IRS%20posted%20a%20Taxpayers'%20bill%20of%20rights.html The IRS posted a taxpayers' bill of rights ten days before the agency announced it had lost all the emails in the IRS scandal case. Nathan'ette Burdine Tue, 24 Jun 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/The%20one%20thing%20that%20John%20Conyers%20and%20Rahm%20Emanuel%20have%20in%20common.html John Conyers and Rahm Emanuel were able to get their names back on the ballot after President Obama gave them his support. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 15 Jun 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20defense%20attorney%20uses%20the%20society%20made%20me%20do%20it%20defense%20in%20order%20to%20help%20her%20client%20who%20is%20accused%20of%20murdering%20his%20wife.html A Brooklyn, New York defense attorney blamed her client's Pakistanian culture for his decision to beat his wife to death. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 15 Jun 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Two%20bus%20drivers%20are%20accused%20of%20sexually%20harassing%20young%20girls.html The bus drivers, one from Utah and the other from Texas, are accused of sexually abusing young girls. Nathan'ette Burdine Sun, 15 Jun 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Some%20men%20in%20the%20Secret%20Service%20are%20loving%20the%20ladies%20just%20a%20little%20too%20much.html From prostitutes to a secretary, some men in the Secret Service have been getting themselves in sticky situations because of their love for the ladies. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 14 May 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/45-The%20Veeps%20have%20their%20eyes%20on%20the%20White%20House.html Veep Joe Biden and TV Veep Selina Meyer, played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, get the number 45 tattooed on their arms. Nathan'ette Burdine Wed, 7 May 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20Montana%20nurse%20took%20nursing%20care%20a%20little%20too%20far.html A correctional nurse was found guilty of sleeping with an inmate. Nathan'ette Burdine Thu, 10 Apr 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Florida%20man%20sends%20threatening%20letter%20from%20prison%20to%20President%20Obama.html A Florida man has most likely extended his already lengthy stay in prison due to recent allegations concerning his decision to send a threatening letter from prison to President Obama. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 28 Feb 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Columbia,%20South%20Carolina%20voters%20decided%20not%20to%20expand%20their%20mayor’s%20powers1.html Mayor Steve Benjamin of Columbia, South Carolina, will not have the same chief executive officer (CEO) powers as the mayors in the cities of New York, Atlanta, and Los Angeles. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 31 Jan 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/A%20dog%20in%20Colorado%20loses%20his%20Obamacare%20health%20insurance.html Someone forgot to tell Senator Mitch McConnell about the Colorado dog that lost his health insurance under Obamacare. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 31 Jan 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Atlanta%20Mayor%20Kasim%20Reed%20received%20a%20donation%20from%20the%20Koch%20brothers.html Atlanta Democrats question Mayor Reed’s loyalty. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 31 Jan 2014 http://www.nathanetteburdinesthenylemagazine.com/Santa%20Fe%20Mayoral%20Candidate%20Roman%20Abeyta’s%20campaign%20manager’s %20Facebook%20photo%20was%20used%20in%20a%20sex%20ad%20on%20Craigslist.html Raymond G. Sandolva’s “underwear” only Facebook photo was used in a sex ad on Craigslist. Nathan'ette Burdine Fri, 31 Jan 2014