Jury duty is time consuming and stressful. It requires an individual to perform the also difficult tasks of sitting, listening, and being quiet in a hot musky box called a courtroom while other folks try to convince you why their client didn’t do what you know he did.
You miss months from work. You don’t sleep in your own bed. You go without a decent home cook meal for what seems like ages.
You don’t have your own bathroom to use. You can’t look at your favorite shows because the cheap motel they have you in doesn’t have your favorite shows on the TV.
Jury duty sucks to the nth degree. And those who own property are the unfortunate souls who tend to get called for jury duty. Owning property doesn’t always have its perks.
Therefore, being the decent American citizen that I am, I’ve decided to go to Twitter and find some excuses that you, my fellow American citizens, may use in order to get out of that also cruel and unusual punishment called jury duty.
#WaysToGetOutOfJuryDuty— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) January 15, 2018
Insist on live tweeting the whole thing.
Bring a tennis racket and ask where the court is #WaysToGetOutOfJuryDuty— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) January 15, 2018
Say you hate everyone equally #WaysToGetOutOfJuryDuty— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) January 15, 2018
Tell the judge his wife says "hi"#WaysToGetOutOfJuryDuty— Keebler Sidejob (@kauffeemann) January 15, 2018
Say it's against your Religion. #WaysToGetOutOfJuryDuty— Aron Kendall (@A_Buck29) January 15, 2018
#WaysToGetOutOfJuryDuty yell "fake news" anytime anyone says anything— Sir Castic 🤓 (@SnapDad42) January 15, 2018
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