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E. Coli;
E. coli contaminated Romaine lettuce leads to an outbreak
in 32 states and one death
Canadians are about to get marijuana beer!


SNL Weekend Update's offensive jokes are funny!


Donald Trump wants the FBI investigated




Santa Fe School Shooter;
There were 10 people killed and 13 people injured during Texas school shooting
Hawaiian Golfers with volcano ash and smoke in the background;
Hawaiian golfers don't mind playing golf while Kilauea volcano is popping off
Deadpool sitting in a chair;
Hello, Deadpool will
see you now


Late Show with Stephen Colbert Kids Pitch;   Entertainment

 The kids on LSSC knew about The  Handmaid's Tale, Game of Thrones,  and Brooke Shields













Bear Selfie;   News

 Aspen City Council voted to fine folks  who take bear selfies













Cookie Monster;   News

 Today is the Cookie Monster's day to  eat all the chocolate chip cookies he  wants to eat!













Hawaii Kilauea Volcano Smoke;   News

 Hawaii's Kilauea volcano is really mad  now!













Mother's Day Card;   News

 I hope all the mothers had a good  Mother's Day!













Bad Teacher;   News

 The best way to show appreciation to  teachers is by giving them more checks













Michael Cohen;   News

 Giving money to Michael Cohen is like  throwing good at bad













Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions;   Entertainment

 Everyday folks can relate to Stephen  Colbert's "Midnight Confessions"













Hawaii Volcano;   News

 Hawaiians have to deal with  earthquakes and volcano lava













Donald Trump Uh Oh look;   Double-Talking

 Donald Trump ripped up the Iran  Nuclear deal but is holding out hope  with North Korea













SNL Donald Glover;   Entertainment

 SNL's 80's Music Video skit lets you  know it's bad to stalk the wrong  woman













Chris O'Donnell Princess Diana;   Entertainment

 Chris O'Donnell says Princess Diana  was pretty cool













Rudy Giuliani;   Double-Talking

 Rudy Giuliani-I'm still learning













Battle of Puebla;   News

 The history behind Cinco de Mayo













Donald Trump Smirking Smiling;   News

 Donald Trump-He started yesterday,  uhhh, he'll get his facts straight













Rudy Giuliani;   News

 Rudy Giuliani isn't being a good friend  to Donald Trump













Kevin Smith;   Entertainment

 Kevin Smith says weed saved his life  after he had a heart attack













Deadpool;   Entertainment

 Yes, Deadpool 2 will be in the theaters  on May 18!













Stormy Daniels;   Entertainment

 Stormy Daniels has a new movie out













Annabelle;   Entertainment

 Annabelle scares the shit out of me!













Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;   News

 The Secret Service told folks not to  bring guns to Trump's or Pence's  speech at the NRA meeting













Kumail Nanjiani;   Entertainment

 Kumail Nanjiani told Maggie Haberman  he unfollowed her months ago on  Twitter













Speak of the House Paul Ryan;   Double-Talking

 Paul Ryan chose his party over the  word of God













Natalia Veselnitskaya;   Double-Talking

 Natalia Veselnitskaya surprises no one  with her admission that she's a Russian  spy













North Korean South Korean Summit;   News

 North Korea and South Korea have  agreed to end the 68-year war













SNL Diner Lobster skit;   Entertainment

 SNL's Diner Lobster skit













Michael Cohen;   News

 Y'all remember when Michael Cohen  said the FBI was nice to him?













Donald Trump Donkey Hotey;   Under the Radar

 Donald Trump says he's given over a  million pages of documents to Robert  Mueller













SNL Nike Pro Chiller Leggings;   Entertainment

 SNL gave Nike a good idea













SNL Medical Breakthrough Skit;   Entertainment

 SNL explains perfectly why the men  folks can't have a baby













Ann Coulter;   Politics

 Ha, Ann Coulter is funny sometimes!!!













Oh Shit Face;   News

 A 13-year-old boy fell down into a  sewer pipe













Freezing Cold Funny Cartoon;   News

 We need a Cold Day













Donald Trump Pucker Lips;   Politics

 Oh, what better time than this for  Donald Trump to get folks talking  about DACA













Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;   Politics

 Hm, Michael Cohen needs a lawyer













Donald Trump Senior; Joe Biden;   Politics

 Donald Trump and Joe Biden are  about to commit elderly abuse  against each other













Donald Trump at CPAC;   Politics

 Ha, Donald Trump wants y'all to  believe he doesn't want to be POTUS  forever













World Sleep Day;   News

 World Sleep Day is about more than  just mere sleep













Dogma Salma Hayek;   Under the Radar

 Pick up lines to use when you get to  Hell













Steve Buscemi Stephen Colbert;   Entertainment

 Bootlegging movies is the one thing the  Russians and Americans have in  common













Stephen Colbert Martha Stewart;   Entertainment

 Flower arrangements with Martha  Stewart are so fun!













Georgia School Shooter Randal Davidson;   News

 The Georgia school shooter had money  problems













Donald Trump hands on his hips;   Double-Talking

 Donald Trump uses Mr. Magoo joke to  call Jeff Sessions old














































Jim Carrey Facebook;  
Entertainment
Jim Carrey got rid of his Facebook stock and account


Mucinex;  
News
Mucinex gave its workers a call in sick script to use after the Super Bowl


Donald Trump Crying;  
Politics
Donald Trump's tweet shot at Oprah is a cry for help


Chief of Staff John Kelly;  
Politics
John Kelly won't be the White House chief of staff for too long


SYFY Happy;  
Entertainment
Happy is renewed for a 2nd season!!!


Lindsey Graham;  
Politics
The Democrats and two Republicans shutdown that Pain-Abortion bill on Monday


Mike Pence Paul Ryan SOTU;  
Politics
Here's what Mike Pence and Paul Ryan were thinking during the SOTU


FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe;  
News
Andrew McCabe steps down as the FBI deputy director


Will Ferrell Jason SNL I;  
Entertainment
SNL's Jason is that guy


Disney Kid Bored;  
Entertainment
The Grammys' ratings are bad


Man Freezing in the cold;  
News
This year's flu season is one of the worse


Pet Rat;  
News
Woman gets rat bite fever from her pet rat


Steve Wynn;  
News
Raise your hand if you're surprise by the sexual harassment allegations against Steve Wynn


Nikki Haley;  
News
Nikki Haley doesn't strike me as the type of woman who will cheat on her husband with Donald Trump


Donald Trump World Economic Forum;  
Politics
Donald Trump says "America is open for business"


Lil Rel Howery Jimmy Kimmel Live;  
Entertainment
Get Out star Lil Rel Howery doesn't have tickets to the Oscars


Donald Trump Crying;  
Politics
How To Get Away With Mueller


Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;  
Politics
Joe Scarborough says Donald Trump is as happy as a pig rolling around in mud


Doomsday Clock;  
News
All of that "Fire and Fury" talk has inched the Doomsday Clock closer to doomsday


General Electric;  
News
GE decided to layoff 130 workers in Schenectady, New York


Donald Trump Donkey Hotey;  
Politics
Donald Trump threatens to stop funding for Palestine if they refuse peace talks with Israel


Steve Stinky Bannon;  
Politics
Steve Bannon agrees to sit down and talk to Robert Mueller about Donald Trump and Russia


Connie Britton Abby Clark 9-1-1;  
Entertainment
FOX's new show 9-1-1 has been renewed


Senator Jeff Flake;  
Politics
Jeff Flake tells Donald Trump he's a despot who fears the truth


Steve Bannon Cartoon I;  
Politics
Steve Bannon's broad use of executive privilege got him a subpoena on the spot from the House Intelligence Committee


North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un;  
Politics
Kim Jong-un says Donald Trump is a loser


Senator Lindsey Graham;  
Politics
Lindsey Graham wants to know who on the Trump team messed up the immigration bill


Sloppy Steve;  
Politics
Steve Bannon has been subpoenaed


Donald Trump at CPAC;  
Double-Talking
Donald Trump denies having a good relationship with Kim Jong-un


Sloppy Steve;  
Politics
Steve Bannon and them will testify before the House Intelligence Committee this week


Tina Fey 30 Rock;  
News
Ways to get out of jury duty


Donald Trump hands on his hips;  
Politics
Donald Trump is going to start taping his cabinet meetings


Donald Trump Screaming;  
Politics
"Shithouses" is what Donald Trump really said


Connie Britton Abby Clark 9-1-1;  
Entertainment
FOX's new show 9-1-1 isn't about answering calls about your missing chicken mcnuggets


Man making angel wings in money;  
News
Somebody won the Powerball jackpot & somebody won the Mega Millions jackpot


Seth Meyers Golden Globes Host;  
Entertainment
The Golden Globes Award show stuck to its Times Up theme last night


Donald Trump Grinning;  
Entertainment
Donald Trump will be announcing his fake news media award winners next week


Donald Trump Pucker Lips;  
Politics
Donald Trump says he's tired of "fake news" & a "fake book"


Steve Bannon Cartoon;  
Politics
Steve Bannon apologizes to Donald Trump


Stephen Miller Caricature;  
Politics
Stephen Miller says Donald Trump is a political genius


Donald Trump;  
Politics
Donald Trump called a press conference to further explain why he's "a very stable genius"


Prostitute leaning into a man's car;  
Under the Radar
Twitter let questions for prostitutes trend


John Berman;  
Entertainment
Ha, CNN's John Berman said bitch on TV!!!


Danny Zuker  
Entertainment
Danny Zuker sent Donald Trump Michael Wolff's new book as a gift