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Father's Day Card;
It's Father's Day
Michael Cohen had the worse week ever

MPRRaccoon talks about her
two day trip up the UBS Tower

LSSC finds out if the dads
want gifts this Father's Day

Michael Avenatti Anthony Scaramucci;
Michael Avenatti and Anthony Scaramucci are
all smiles in picture
before appearing
Donald Trump CPAC;
The Canadians have
five more diss to add
to their list of Trump dissing them
Justin Trudeau's socks;
Justin Trudeau had on some funny looking socks

Wendys Logo;   News

 Wendy's doesn't like IHOb

Michael Avenatti;   Politics

 Michael Avenatti will be posting  interesting news on Instagram this  morning

Tony Awards;   Entertainment

 The Tony Awards were on tonight

Donald Trump Grinning;   Politics

 Donald Trump says his relationship  with Justin Trudeau and them is a 10

Rudy Giuliani;   Double-Talking

 Rudy Giuliani-Yeah every porn person  can't be a star

USA Today Logo;   News

 USA Today tweets the No Gays Allowed  sign is from a 2015 article

Samuel L Jackson;   Entertainment

 Hahaha is Samuel L. Jackson's  response to Twitter's notification that  he violated its policy

Harvey Weinstein Twitter;   Entertainment

 Harvey Weinstein has a Twitter page

Justin Trudeau Donald Trump;   Politics

 Canadians are keeping a record of  Donald Trump's dissing of them

Congresswoman Diane Black;   Politics

 GOP congresswoman says porn in the  grocery stores is why the boys shoot  up schools

Roasting Marshmallows;   News

 Roasted marshmallow over a volcano  fella said he was just playing

Roseanne Barr;   Entertainment

 Roseanne-I am now leaving Twitter

Harvey Weinstein;   Double-Talking

 Harvey Weinstein's lawyer's defense of  him is he didn't invent the casting  couch

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Stephen King;   Entertainment

 Stephen King says Mike Pence looks  like a drug dealer who's in a  prostitution ring

Morgan Freeman;   Entertainment

 Morgan Freeman told a woman not to  pull her skirt down, allegedly

NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio;   News

 New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio tells  marijuana smokers to pay their fines so  they don't go to jail

E. Coli;   News

 E. coli contaminated Romaine lettuce  leads to an outbreak in 32 states and  one death

House Wife with Marijuana Bag;   News

 Canadians are about to get marijuana  beer!

SNL Colin Jost Offensive Jokes;   Entertainment

 SNL Weekend Update's offensive jokes  are funny!

Donald Trump hands on his hips;   News

 Donald Trump wants the FBI  investigated

Santa Fe School Shooter;   News

 There were 10 people killed and 13  people injured during Texas school  shooting

Hawaiian Golfers with volcano ash and smoke in the background;   News

 Hawaiian golfers don't mind playing  golf while Kilauea volcano is popping  off

Deadpool sitting in a chair;   Entertainment

 Hello, Deadpool will see you now

Bear Selfie;   News

 Aspen City Council voted to fine folks  who take bear selfies

Cookie Monster;   News

 Today is the Cookie Monster's day to  eat all the chocolate chip cookies he  wants to eat!

Hawaii Kilauea Volcano Smoke;   News

 Hawaii's Kilauea volcano is really mad  now!

Mother's Day Card;   News

 I hope all the mothers had a good  Mother's Day!

Bad Teacher;   News

 The best way to show appreciation to  teachers is by giving them more checks

Michael Cohen;   News

 Giving money to Michael Cohen is like  throwing good at bad

Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions;   Entertainment

 Everyday folks can relate to Stephen  Colbert's "Midnight Confessions"

Hawaii Volcano;   News

 Hawaiians have to deal with  earthquakes and volcano lava

Donald Trump Uh Oh look;   Double-Talking

 Donald Trump ripped up the Iran  Nuclear deal but is holding out hope  with North Korea

SNL Donald Glover;   Entertainment

 SNL's 80's Music Video skit lets you  know it's bad to stalk the wrong  woman

Chris O'Donnell Princess Diana;   Entertainment

 Chris O'Donnell says Princess Diana  was pretty cool

Rudy Giuliani;   Double-Talking

 Rudy Giuliani-I'm still learning

Battle of Puebla;   News

 The history behind Cinco de Mayo

Donald Trump Smirking Smiling;   News

 Donald Trump-He started yesterday,  uhhh, he'll get his facts straight

Rudy Giuliani;   News

 Rudy Giuliani isn't being a good friend  to Donald Trump

Kevin Smith;   Entertainment

 Kevin Smith says weed saved his life  after he had a heart attack

Deadpool;   Entertainment

 Yes, Deadpool 2 will be in the theaters  on May 18!

Stormy Daniels;   Entertainment

 Stormy Daniels has a new movie out

Annabelle;   Entertainment

 Annabelle scares the shit out of me!

Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;   News

 The Secret Service told folks not to  bring guns to Trump's or Pence's  speech at the NRA meeting

Kumail Nanjiani;   Entertainment

 Kumail Nanjiani told Maggie Haberman  he unfollowed her months ago on  Twitter

Speak of the House Paul Ryan;   Double-Talking

 Paul Ryan chose his party over the  word of God

Natalia Veselnitskaya;   Double-Talking

 Natalia Veselnitskaya surprises no one  with her admission that she's a Russian  spy

North Korean South Korean Summit;   News

 North Korea and South Korea have  agreed to end the 68-year war

SNL Diner Lobster skit;   Entertainment

 SNL's Diner Lobster skit

Michael Cohen;   News

 Y'all remember when Michael Cohen  said the FBI was nice to him?

Donald Trump Donkey Hotey;   Under the Radar

 Donald Trump says he's given over a  million pages of documents to Robert  Mueller

SNL Nike Pro Chiller Leggings;   Entertainment

 SNL gave Nike a good idea

SNL Medical Breakthrough Skit;   Entertainment

 SNL explains perfectly why the men  folks can't have a baby

Ann Coulter;   Politics

 Ha, Ann Coulter is funny sometimes!!!

Oh Shit Face;  
A 13-year-old boy fell down into a sewer pipe

Freezing Cold Funny Cartoon;  
We need a Cold Day

Donald Trump Pucker Lips;  
Oh, what better time than this for Donald Trump to get folks talking about DACA

Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;  
Hm, Michael Cohen needs a lawyer

Donald Trump Senior; Joe Biden;  
Donald Trump and Joe Biden are about to commit elderly abuse against each other

Donald Trump at CPAC;  
Ha, Donald Trump wants y'all to believe he doesn't want to be POTUS forever

World Sleep Day;  
World Sleep Day is about more than just mere sleep

Dogma Salma Hayek;  
Under the Radar
Pick up lines to use when you get to Hell

Steve Buscemi Stephen Colbert;  
Bootlegging movies is the one thing
the Russians and Americans have in common

Stephen Colbert Martha Stewart;  
Flower arrangements with Martha Stewart are so fun!

Georgia School Shooter Randal Davidson;  
The Georgia school shooter had money problems

Donald Trump hands on his hips;  
Donald Trump uses Mr. Magoo joke to call Jeff Sessions old

Jim Carrey Facebook;  
Jim Carrey got rid of his Facebook stock and account

Mucinex gave its workers a call in sick script to use after the Super Bowl

Donald Trump Crying;  
Donald Trump's tweet shot at Oprah is a cry for help

Chief of Staff John Kelly;  
John Kelly won't be the White House chief of staff for too long

SYFY Happy;  
Happy is renewed for a 2nd season!!!

Lindsey Graham;  
The Democrats and two Republicans shutdown that Pain-Abortion bill on Monday

Mike Pence Paul Ryan SOTU;  
Here's what Mike Pence and Paul Ryan were thinking during the SOTU

FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe;  
Andrew McCabe steps down as the FBI deputy director

Will Ferrell Jason SNL I;  
SNL's Jason is that guy

Disney Kid Bored;  
The Grammys' ratings are bad

Man Freezing in the cold;  
This year's flu season is one of the worse

Pet Rat;  
Woman gets rat bite fever from her pet rat

Steve Wynn;  
Raise your hand if you're surprise
by the sexual harassment allegations against Steve Wynn

Nikki Haley;  
Nikki Haley doesn't strike me as the
type of woman
who will cheat on
her husband with Donald Trump

Donald Trump World Economic Forum;  
Donald Trump says "America is open for business"

Lil Rel Howery Jimmy Kimmel Live;  
Get Out star Lil Rel Howery doesn't have tickets to the Oscars

Donald Trump Crying;  
How To Get Away With Mueller

Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;  
Joe Scarborough says Donald Trump is as happy as a pig rolling around in mud

Doomsday Clock;  
All of that "Fire and Fury" talk has inched the Doomsday Clock closer to doomsday

General Electric;  
GE decided to layoff 130 workers in Schenectady, New York

Donald Trump Donkey Hotey;  
Donald Trump threatens to stop funding for Palestine if they refuse peace talks with Israel

Steve Stinky Bannon;  
Steve Bannon agrees to sit down and talk to Robert Mueller about Donald Trump and Russia

Connie Britton Abby Clark 9-1-1;  
FOX's new show 9-1-1 has been renewed

Senator Jeff Flake;  
Jeff Flake tells Donald Trump he's a despot who fears the truth

Steve Bannon Cartoon I;  
Steve Bannon's broad use of executive privilege got him a subpoena on the spot from the House Intelligence Committee

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un;  
Kim Jong-un says Donald Trump is a loser

Senator Lindsey Graham;  
Lindsey Graham wants to know who on the Trump team messed up the immigration bill

Sloppy Steve;  
Steve Bannon has been subpoenaed

Donald Trump at CPAC;  
Donald Trump denies having a good relationship with Kim Jong-un

Sloppy Steve;  
Steve Bannon and them will testify before the House Intelligence Committee this week

Tina Fey 30 Rock;  
Ways to get out of jury duty

Donald Trump hands on his hips;  
Donald Trump is going to start taping his cabinet meetings

Donald Trump Screaming;  
"Shithouses" is what Donald Trump really said

Connie Britton Abby Clark 9-1-1;  
FOX's new show 9-1-1 isn't about answering calls about your missing chicken mcnuggets

Man making angel wings in money;  
Somebody won the Powerball jackpot & somebody won the Mega Millions jackpot

Seth Meyers Golden Globes Host;  
The Golden Globes Award show stuck to its Times Up theme last night

Donald Trump Grinning;  
Donald Trump will be announcing his fake news media award winners next week

Donald Trump Pucker Lips;  
Donald Trump says he's tired of "fake news" & a "fake book"

Steve Bannon Cartoon;  
Steve Bannon apologizes to Donald Trump

Stephen Miller Caricature;  
Stephen Miller says Donald Trump is a political genius

Donald Trump;  
Donald Trump called a press conference to further explain why he's "a very stable genius"

Prostitute leaning into a man's car;  
Under the Radar
Twitter let questions for prostitutes trend

John Berman;  
Ha, CNN's John Berman said bitch on TV!!!