Wendy's doesn't like IHOb
Michael Avenatti will be posting interesting news on Instagram this morning
The Tony Awards were on tonight
Donald Trump says his relationship with Justin Trudeau and them is a 10
Rudy Giuliani-Yeah every porn person can't be a star
USA Today tweets the No Gays Allowed sign is from a 2015 article
Hahaha is Samuel L. Jackson's response to Twitter's notification that he violated its policy
Harvey Weinstein has a Twitter page
Canadians are keeping a record of Donald Trump's dissing of them
GOP congresswoman says porn in the grocery stores is why the boys shoot up schools
Roasted marshmallow over a volcano fella said he was just playing
Roseanne-I am now leaving Twitter
Harvey Weinstein's lawyer's defense of him is he didn't invent the casting couch
Stephen King says Mike Pence looks like a drug dealer who's in a prostitution ring
Morgan Freeman told a woman not to pull her skirt down, allegedly
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio tells marijuana smokers to pay their fines so they don't go to jail
E. coli contaminated Romaine lettuce leads to an outbreak in 32 states and one death
Canadians are about to get marijuana beer!
SNL Weekend Update's offensive jokes are funny!
Donald Trump wants the FBI investigated
There were 10 people killed and 13 people injured during Texas school shooting
Hawaiian golfers don't mind playing golf while Kilauea volcano is popping off
Hello, Deadpool will see you now
Aspen City Council voted to fine folks who take bear selfies
Today is the Cookie Monster's day to eat all the chocolate chip cookies he wants to eat!
Hawaii's Kilauea volcano is really mad now!
I hope all the mothers had a good Mother's Day!
The best way to show appreciation to teachers is by giving them more checks
Giving money to Michael Cohen is like throwing good at bad
Everyday folks can relate to Stephen Colbert's "Midnight Confessions"
Hawaiians have to deal with earthquakes and volcano lava
Donald Trump ripped up the Iran Nuclear deal but is holding out hope with North Korea
SNL's 80's Music Video skit lets you know it's bad to stalk the wrong woman
Chris O'Donnell says Princess Diana was pretty cool
Rudy Giuliani-I'm still learning
The history behind Cinco de Mayo
Donald Trump-He started yesterday, uhhh, he'll get his facts straight
Rudy Giuliani isn't being a good friend to Donald Trump
Kevin Smith says weed saved his life after he had a heart attack
Yes, Deadpool 2 will be in the theaters on May 18!
Stormy Daniels has a new movie out
Annabelle scares the shit out of me!
The Secret Service told folks not to bring guns to Trump's or Pence's speech at the NRA meeting
Kumail Nanjiani told Maggie Haberman he unfollowed her months ago on Twitter
Paul Ryan chose his party over the word of God
Natalia Veselnitskaya surprises no one with her admission that she's a Russian spy
North Korea and South Korea have agreed to end the 68-year war
SNL's Diner Lobster skit
Y'all remember when Michael Cohen said the FBI was nice to him?
Under the Radar
Donald Trump says he's given over a million pages of documents to Robert Mueller
SNL gave Nike a good idea
SNL explains perfectly why the men folks can't have a baby
Ha, Ann Coulter is funny sometimes!!!
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NewsWe need a Cold Day
PoliticsOh, what better time than this for Donald Trump to get folks talking about DACA
PoliticsHm, Michael Cohen needs a lawyer
PoliticsDonald Trump and Joe Biden are about to commit elderly abuse against each other
PoliticsHa, Donald Trump wants y'all to believe he doesn't want to be POTUS forever
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Under the RadarPick up lines to use when you get to Hell
EntertainmentBootlegging movies is the one thing
the Russians and Americans have in common
EntertainmentFlower arrangements with Martha Stewart are so fun!
NewsThe Georgia school shooter had money problems
Double-TalkingDonald Trump uses Mr. Magoo joke to call Jeff Sessions old
EntertainmentJim Carrey got rid of his Facebook stock and account
NewsMucinex gave its workers a call in sick script to use after the Super Bowl
PoliticsDonald Trump's tweet shot at Oprah is a cry for help
PoliticsJohn Kelly won't be the White House chief of staff for too long
EntertainmentHappy is renewed for a 2nd season!!!
PoliticsThe Democrats and two Republicans shutdown that Pain-Abortion bill on Monday
PoliticsHere's what Mike Pence and Paul Ryan were thinking during the SOTU
NewsAndrew McCabe steps down as the FBI deputy director
EntertainmentSNL's Jason is that guy
EntertainmentThe Grammys' ratings are bad
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NewsRaise your hand if you're surprise
by the sexual harassment allegations against Steve Wynn
NewsNikki Haley doesn't strike me as the
type of woman
who will cheat on
her husband with Donald Trump
PoliticsDonald Trump says "America is open for business"
EntertainmentGet Out star Lil Rel Howery doesn't have tickets to the Oscars
PoliticsHow To Get Away With Mueller
PoliticsJoe Scarborough says Donald Trump is as happy as a pig rolling around in mud
NewsAll of that "Fire and Fury" talk has inched the Doomsday Clock closer to doomsday
NewsGE decided to layoff 130 workers in Schenectady, New York
PoliticsDonald Trump threatens to stop funding for Palestine if they refuse peace talks with Israel
PoliticsSteve Bannon agrees to sit down and talk to Robert Mueller about Donald Trump and Russia
EntertainmentFOX's new show 9-1-1 has been renewed
PoliticsJeff Flake tells Donald Trump he's a despot who fears the truth
PoliticsSteve Bannon's broad use of executive privilege got him a subpoena on the spot from the House Intelligence Committee
PoliticsKim Jong-un says Donald Trump is a loser
PoliticsLindsey Graham wants to know who on the Trump team messed up the immigration bill
PoliticsSteve Bannon has been subpoenaed
Double-TalkingDonald Trump denies having a good relationship with Kim Jong-un
PoliticsSteve Bannon and them will testify before the House Intelligence Committee this week
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PoliticsDonald Trump is going to start taping his cabinet meetings
Politics"Shithouses" is what Donald Trump really said
EntertainmentFOX's new show 9-1-1 isn't about answering calls about your missing chicken mcnuggets
NewsSomebody won the Powerball jackpot & somebody won the Mega Millions jackpot
EntertainmentThe Golden Globes Award show stuck to its Times Up theme last night
EntertainmentDonald Trump will be announcing his fake news media award winners next week
PoliticsDonald Trump says he's tired of "fake news" & a "fake book"
PoliticsSteve Bannon apologizes to Donald Trump
PoliticsStephen Miller says Donald Trump is a political genius
PoliticsDonald Trump called a press conference to further explain why he's "a very stable genius"
Under the RadarTwitter let questions for prostitutes trend
EntertainmentHa, CNN's John Berman said bitch on TV!!!