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The Tweet of God
Twitter took almost eight years
to realize that God has a Twitter page
It is National Cheeseburger Day!

Aura Dolls' sex doll brothel did not open up its doors

Two old men were fighting at a Pre-Emmy Awards party

Senator Diane Feinstein;
Diane Feinstein does
not like the protesters
but she loves Brett Kavanaugh
Cussing Lady
Here are the most important rights we have to be thankful
for on Constitution Day
Honey Nut Cheerios Bee;
Ha, I'm just being silly! The Honey Nut Cheerios bee caused that bee swarm around the hot dog stand in NYC

Donald Trump Uh Oh look;   News

 Donald Trump will write his answers
 to the deposition questions in the  Summer Zervos case

Stormy Daniels Lawyer Michael Avenatti;   Politics

 Michael Avenatti says Michael Cohen  wants to drop the Stormy Daniels hush  money agreement to help Donald  Trump

Les Moonves   Entertainment

 Les Moonves steps down as the CEO of  CBS after six more women accuse him  of sexual harassment

Stormy Daniels Cartoon;   Entertainment

 I think Michael Cohen's guilty plea is  why Stormy Daniels left Celebrity Big  Brother U.K.

Jeff Sessions Cartoon   Under the Radar

 Jeff Sessions be like

Asia Argento;   Entertainment

 Asia Argento is a nasty so and so

Khaleesi The Bulldog Watching The Nun;   Entertainment

 Khaleesi the bulldog isn't afraid of The  Nun

Hot Cheetos and Takis;   News

 Eating Hot Cheetos and Takis can lead  to you needing stomach surgery

Cat Wearing A Bow Tie;   Under the Radar

 It's National Bow Tie Day!

Bad Date;   Entertainment

 Woman rates her bad date a 7 out of  10

The Tweet of God   Entertainment

 Even God gets tired of working

Stephen Colbert Phone Booth;   Entertainment

 Stephen Colbert taught the young
 folks how to use a payphone

Michelle Wolf;   Entertainment

 Look at this picture of Michelle Wolf  smiling above the headline that her  Netflix show is cancelled

Satanic Statue;   Under the Radar

 Religious freedom gives devil  worshippers the right to protest
 the Ten Commandments

Jack Nicholson   Under the Radar

 There is only one reaction to give when  asked if you want an IHOb hamburger

Stupid Doctor;   News

 The doctors never should have called  the state on the mother who ate a  poppy seed filled bagel

The Hill Sex Toy;   Entertainment

 The Hill tweeted out a picture of a man  giving a dildo a blowjob

Peter Strzok;   Under the Radar

 It took them three days to tell us about  Peter Strzok being fired

Pineapple Express Weed;   Entertainment

 Here is a list of what to bring to a weed  party

Excited Face;   Entertainment

 October 16 is when Roseanne spinoff  The Connors will air in Canada and the  U.S.

Kangaroo Jack;   Double-Talking

 They shooting the kangaroos in  Australia

Tuck Buckford LSSC   Entertainment

 Tuck Buckford is brain fighting Silicon  Valley and Hollywood

FDA;   News

 FDA warns the public about cyclospora  outbreak that spans 15 states

McDonald's;   News

 McDonald's worker hooked the
 cleaning fluid line up to the milk
 line in the latte machine

Person in Jail;   News

 Restaurant owner gets thrown in jail
 for refusing to pay her workers

Rudy Giuliani Wide Eyed Looking   Politics

 Did anybody ever find out who the  "YOU" is who Rudy Giuliani tweeted  about?

Hugh Jackman   Entertainment

 I just like this tweet

California Wildfires;   News

 California wildfire destroys 1,555  homes and buildings

Les Moonves   Entertainment

 Les Moonves leaves Anita Hill led  commission amidst six sexual  harassment allegations against him

Alex Jones   Entertainment

 Spotify removes some episodes from  Alex Jones' Infowars podcast

Donald Trump Screaming;   Politics

 Donald Trump orders Jeff Sessions to  end the Russian probe that Sessions  recuse himself from

Little Girl Pointing at a Pervert;   News

 PERVERT ALERT! A nasty devil gets  caught trying to look under children's  clothes in an airport bathroom

Minion;   Entertainment

 Twitter had #FridayFeeling and  #funfactfriday trending on Saturday  morning

Ving Rhames   Entertainment

 A neighbor denies calling the police and  the police dog on a large black man  name Ving Rhames

Meghan McCain The View;   Entertainment

 Meghan McCain is right about how  good P.F. CHANG'S food is

Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats;   Politics

 Intel chief Dan Coats had to apologize  to the child in the White House named  Donald Trump

Old Man Driving;  
A 90-year-old man drove his pickup truck off the road and straight into a house

Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;  
Carnegie Mellon University archivist allegedly stole and sold $8 million worth of books

Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats;  
Intel chief Dan Coats says "say what again" to Andrea Mitchell's question about Donald Trump's tweet

Michael Cohen;  
Michael Cohen has
a tape of Donald Trump talking
about paying off Karen McDougal

Donald Trump Grinning;  
Trump woke up this morning with the not so bright idea to meet with Putin again

Donald Trump Pucker Lips;  
Donald Trump answered White House correspondent Jeff Mason question to Vladimir Putin

PARAM is the only network I saw showing Friday
the 13th movies
on Friday the 13th

LSSC Miss Bootsie;  
Stephen Colbert and them should let Miss Bootsie have more air time on LSSC

Donald Trump Uh Oh look;  
Donald Trump blames his bad
press conference
in Helsinki on the would

Jared Kushner;  
Under the Radar
Jared Kushner gets himself into a lot of mess

Scott Pruitt;  
Scott Pruitt resigned after it came out he wanted Jeff Sessions' job

Stormy Daniels;  
Stormy Daniels is helping to pay the legal fees of the two strippers who were arrested along with her

Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;  
An Arkansas man stole 1500 lottery tickets from a Shell gas station

Couple going to hell during the heatwave;  
The heatwave has led to 90 to 100 degrees temperatures througout the country

NETFLIX is getting rid of some TV shows and movies again

Father's Day Joke Card;  
It's Father's Day

Michael Cohen;  
Michael Cohen had the worse week ever

MPR Raccoon;  
MPRRaccoon talks about her two day trip up the UBS Tower

Father's Day Joke Card;  
LSSC finds out if the dads want gifts this Father's Day

Michael Avenatti Anthony Scaramucci;  
Under the Radar
Michael Avenatti and Anthony Scaramucci are all smiles in picture before appearing on LSSC

Donald Trump CPAC;  
The Canadians have five more diss to add to their list of Trump dissing them

Justin Trudeau's socks;  
Under the Radar
Justin Trudeau had on some funny looking socks

Wendys Logo;  
Wendy's doesn't like IHOb

Michael Avenatti;  
Michael Avenatti will be posting interesting news on Instagram this morning

Tony Awards;  
The Tony Awards were on tonight

Donald Trump Grinning;  
Donald Trump says his relationship with Justin Trudeau and them is a 10

Rudy Giuliani;  
Rudy Giuliani-Yeah every porn person can't be a star

USA Today Logo;  
USA Today tweets the No Gays Allowed sign is from a 2015 article

Samuel L Jackson;
Hahaha is Samuel L. Jackson's response to Twitter's notification that he violated its policy

Harvey Weinstein Twitter;
Harvey Weinstein has a Twitter page

Justin Trudeau Donald Trump;
Canadians are keeping a record of Donald Trump's dissing of them

Congresswoman Diane Black;
GOP congresswoman says porn in the grocery stores is why the boys shoot up schools

Roasting Marshmallows;
Roasted marshmallow over a volcano fella said he was just playing

Roseanne Barr;
Roseanne-I am now leaving Twitter

Harvey Weinstein;
Harvey Weinstein's lawyer's defense of him is he didn't invent the casting couch