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Good Ol' Dad;
Happy Good Ol' Dad's Day!
MichaeL Ciskiewic of Niagara Falls, New York, allegedly kidnapped, raped, and chained his neighbor to his basement floor;
A 25-year-old handyman is accused of
kidnapping, raping, and chaining his
neighbor to his basement floor

San Mateo Police Officer Robert Davies Arrested for Allegedly Soliciting Sex from Minor Girls;
College student used Snapchat's gender
switch filter to help catch a predator cop

Fotis Dulos Husband suspected of killing his suburban wife and mother of five children;
 Lawyers dropped
Fotis Dulos in divorce
case and loan lawsuit around the same time
he hired a prominent criminal lawyer
New York City Fire Department outside building where a helicopter crashed on the rooftop of a 54-story building
A helicopter crashed
on the rooftop of a
54-story building in Midtown Manhattan,
killing one person
The Jail Photos of the Two Suspects, Fotis Dulos and Michelle Troconis, in the Disappearance of Jennifer Dulos;
Fotis Dulos' girlfriend Michelle C. Troconis is helping the police to search for his wife
Jennifer Dulos

Donald Trump D-Day Speech;
 Donald Trump told WWII veterans on  the 75th Anniversary of D-Day that  they "are the pride of our nation"

Legionnaires' disease;
 Ohio becomes the second state where a  person died from the Legionnaires  outbreak

`19-year-old Utah man who ran over an 11-year-old girl;
 19-year-old allegedly told witnesses  that drugs made him run over a young  girl

CBS This Morning William Barr Speaking with Jan Crawford about Robert Mueller's Russian Investigation Report;
 William Barr says a "high level group"  is being formed to counter foreign  interference into the 2020 Presidential  Election

Donald Trump motioning with his hand;
 Donald Trump denies ordering the  Navy to move the USS John McCain  away from his view

Large Sand Pit Hole on Nags Head, North Carolina Beach;
 Beachgoers won't stop digging large  sand pit holes on the beaches of Nags  Head, NC

Legionnaires' disease;
 Legionnaires disease outbreak in Union  County, New Jersey leaves five people  dead

Christopher Dougherty San Diego, California, Ponzi scheme;
 A California man is accused of using a  Ponzi scheme to steal over $6 million  from the elderly and veterans

Luxury Cars;
 Vancouver is cleaning up its image as a  haven for international criminals

Woman Resting;
 This Mother's Day give your mother the  gift of silence

Hester Jordan Burkhalter;
 Walt Disney World's security guard  called the cops on a great-grandmother  who had CBD oil for her arthritis

Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor;
 Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor
 is the royal baby's name

Naked Man on Alligator's Back;
 The alligator is right to eat the nakd  man on his back

Prince Harry Announcing The Birth of He and Meghan Markle's Baby;
 Prince Harry is really happy to be
 a daddy

Rabbi Yisroel Goldstein Press Conference Outside of Chabad of Poway Synagogue in Poway, California;
 Rabbi Yisroel Goldstein-Terrorism like  this will not take us down!

Chabad of Poway Synagogue shooting in Poway, California;
 One woman has died, two men and a  young girl are in stable condition after  shooting at Chabad of Poway  Syangogue

Captain Planet and Wheeler Earth Day message;
 Here's an important message from  Captain Planet and Wheeler about  Earth Day

Human waste spilled all over Interstate 90 in the state of Washington;
 A pile of shit spilled all over the road
 on Interstate 90 in the state of  Washington

Marc Lawrence arrested after getting caught taking nasty pictures of high school girl swimmers;
 Man arrested after using portable toilet  as picture booth to take pictures of  high school girls from

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 A judge ruled in favor of a man who  poured a pot of boiling hot water on
 his roommate

Barboursville,West Virginia Police Sgt. Anthony Jividen giving a press conference about woman who mistakenly pulled a gun on a man who she thought was trying to abduct her daughter;
 A woman told the police she mistakenly  pulled a gun on a man who she  thought was trying to abduct her  daughter

Colorado State Attorney General Phil Weiser;
 Colorado is trying to pass a bill allowing  the sheriff to take guns away from  folks who are a danger to society

Italian Flag;
 An Italian appeal court's all-female  judge panel ruled that a woman is too  ugly to be raped

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern Speaking about the terrorist attacks at two Mosques;
 New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda  Ardern tells the Muslim community that  "they are us"

 An article in Wired is why YouTube  issued a new policy addressing the  problem of child predators on its site

Sex Education written on a chalk board;
 Folks on the right are hating on  Colorado's school sex education bill  which includes LGBTQ groups

Paul Manafort;
 Paul Manafort gets less than 4 years in  prison for bank fraud and tax evasion

Senator Martha McSally;
 Senator Martha McSally revealed that  she was raped by a senior military  officer

Alabama Tornado Damage;
 EF4 tornado touched down in Alabama  killing 23 people

Russian Investigation Special Counsel Robert Mueller Smiling from one ear to the other;
 Robert Mueller won't be releasing the  Russian Investigation report

Russian Investigation Special Counsel Robert Mueller;
 Robert Mueller is expected to complete  his report early next week

Police Line Tape;
 A New Mexico man's homemade bomb  blew up and killed him

Michael Cohen looking sad walking out of a federal courtroom;
 Michael Cohen has less than two  months of freedom left

Chris Watts;
 Chris Watts' mama doesn't believe he's  the "sociopath" living next door who'll  kill his entire family

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 A fight over a dead rat leaves one man  dead

Hurricane Michael;
 Hurricane Michael is not a storm to be  mess with

Tim Hortons Temper Tantrum;
 A young man acted a fool because his  ice cold coffee was not cold enough

Bus Driver Slapped Boy;
 A bus driver got a lot of support after  he slapped a 12-year-old boy

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 A new study warns women that eating  pork and sausage may lead to them  getting breast cancer

Crazy People Cheering;
 Seattle threw out a lot of weed  convictions

Jonah Hill Happy;
 San Francisco DA is working with a  tech company to ID folks who can have  their weed charges reclassified

Brett Kavanaugh Ugly Face Look;
 It's on again! The FBI can talk to  anyone they want about Brett  Kavanaugh

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 CA Gov. Jerry Brown signed strict net  neutrality bill into law and then the  DOJ sued him

Tiny House;
 Those tiny houses y'all see on HGTV  may become legal in Vancouver one  day

Brett Kavanaugh Ugly Face Look;
 There is a special part of Brett  Kavanaugh that is evidence now

Great White Shakr;
 Great White Sharks have a hangout  spot in the Pacific Ocean

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 About 100 marines raced to save a  group of old folks whose apartment  went up in a blaze

Christine Ford;
 Folks used the Dear Professor Ford  hashtag to show their support to  Christine Ford

Five Guys Cheeseburger;
 It is National Cheeseburger Day!

Cussing Lady
 Here are the most important rights we  have to be thankful for on Constitution  Day

Honey Nut Cheerios Bee;
 Ha, I'm just being silly! The Honey Nut  Cheerios bee caused that bee swarm  around the hot dog stand in NYC

Donald Trump Uh Oh look;
Donald Trump will write his answers
to the deposition questions in the Summer Zervos case

Hot Cheetos and Takis;
Eating Hot Cheetos and Takis can lead to you needing stomach surgery

Stupid Doctor;
The doctors never should have called the state on the mother who ate a poppy seed filled bagel

FDA warns the public about cyclospora outbreak that spans 15 states

McDonald's worker hooked the cleaning fluid line up to the milk line in the latte machine

Person in Jail;
Restaurant owner gets thrown in jail for refusing to pay her workers

California Wildfires;
California wildfire destroys 1,555 homes and buildings

Little Girl Pointing at a Pervert;
PERVERT ALERT! A nasty devil gets caught trying to look under children's clothes in an airport bathroom

Old Man Driving;
A 90-year-old man drove his pickup truck off the road and straight into a house

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Carnegie Mellon University archivist allegedly stole and sold $8 million worth of books

Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats;
Intel chief Dan Coats says "say what again" to Andrea Mitchell's question about Donald Trump's tweet

Michael Cohen;
Michael Cohen has a tape of Donald Trump talking about paying off Karen McDougal

Donald Trump Pucker Lips;
Donald Trump answered White House correspondent Jeff Mason question to Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump Uh Oh look;
Donald Trump blames his bad press conference in Helsinki on the would

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An Arkansas man stole 1500 lottery tickets from a Shell gas station

Couple going to hell during the heatwave;
The heatwave has led to 90 to 100 degrees temperatures througout the country

Father's Day Card;
It's Father's Day

Michael Cohen;
Michael Cohen had the worse week ever

MPR Raccoon;
MPRRaccoon talks about her two day trip up the UBS Tower

Wendys Logo;
Wendy's doesn't like IHOb

USA Today Logo;
USA Today tweets the No Gays Allowed sign is from a 2015 article

Roasting Marshmallows;
Roasted marshmallow over a volcano fella said he was just playing

NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio;
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio tells marijuana smokers to pay their fines so they don't go to jail

E. Coli;
E. coli contaminated Romaine lettuce leads to an outbreak in 32 states and one death

House Wife with Marijuana Bag;
Canadians are about to get marijuana beer!

Donald Trump hands on his hips;
Donald Trump wants the FBI investigated

Santa Fe School Shooter;
There were 10 people killed and 13 people injured during Texas school shooting

Hawaiian Golfers with volcano ash and smoke in the background;
Hawaiian golfers don't mind playing golf while Kilauea volcano is popping off

Bear Selfie;
Aspen City Council voted to fine folks who take bear selfies

Cookie Monster;
Today is the Cookie Monster's day to eat all the chocolate chip cookies he wants to eat!

Hawaii Kilauea Volcano Smoke;
Hawaii's Kilauea volcano is really mad now!

Mother's Day Card;
I hope all the mothers had a good Mother's Day!

Bad Teacher;
The best way to show appreciation to teachers is by giving them more checks

Michael Cohen;
Giving money to Michael Cohen is like throwing good at bad

Hawaii Volcano;
Hawaiians have
to deal with earthquakes and volcano lava

Battle of Puebla;
The history behind Cinco de Mayo

Donald Trump Smirking Smiling;
Donald Trump-He started yesterday, uhhh, he'll get his facts straight

Rudy Giuliani;
Rudy Giuliani isn't being a good friend to Donald Trump

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The Secret Service told folks not to bring guns to Trump's or Pence's speech at the NRA meeting

North Korean South Korean Summit;
North Korea and South Korea have agreed to end the 68-year war

Michael Cohen;
Y'all remember when Michael Cohen said the FBI was nice to him?

Oh Shit Face;
A 13-year-old boy fell down into a sewer pipe

Freezing Cold Funny Cartoon;
We need a Cold Day

World Sleep Day;
World Sleep Day is about more than just mere sleep

Mucinex gave its workers a call in sick script to use after the Super Bowl

FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe;
Andrew McCabe steps down as the FBI deputy director

Man Freezing in the cold;
This year's flu season is one of the worse

Pet Rat;
Woman gets rat bite fever from her pet rat

Steve Wynn;
Raise your hand if you're surprise by the sexual harassment allegations against Steve Wynn

Nikki Haley;
Nikki Haley doesn't strike me as the type of woman who will cheat on her husband with Donald Trump

Doomsday Clock;
All of that "Fire and Fury" talk has inched the Doomsday Clock closer to doomsday

General Electric;
GE decided to layoff 130 workers in Schenectady, New York

Tina Fey 30 Rock;
Ways to get out of jury duty

Man making angel wings in money;
Somebody won the Powerball jackpot & somebody won the Mega Millions jackpot