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Mucinex gave its workers a call in sick script to use after the Super Bowl
Andrew McCabe steps down as the FBI deputy director

This year's flu season is one of the worse

Woman gets rat bite fever from her pet rat

Steve Wynn;
Raise your hand if you're surprise by the sexual harassment allegations against Steve Wynn
Nikki Haley;
Nikki Haley doesn't strike me as the type of woman who will cheat on her husband with Donald Trump
Doomsday Clock;
All of that "Fire and Fury" talk has inched the Doomsday Clock closer to doomsday

General Electric;
 GE decided to layoff 130 workers in  Schenectady, New York

Tina Fey 30 Rock;
 Ways to get out of jury duty

Man making angel wings in money;
 Somebody won the Powerball jackpot &  somebody won the Mega Millions  jackpot

Man Freezing in the cold;
 It's as cold as Hades outside

Seinfeld Dancing;
 The Powerball and Mega Millions  jackpots have reached $643 million

Homer Simpson;
 Last Week's News Was Mostly Bad

Clark Griswald Family Christmas;
 It's Christmas!!!!!

Donald Trump Donkey Hotey;
 Report-White House officials admit  Donald Trump has hurt any chances of  brokering peace between Israel and  Palestine

Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;
 The Russians have to pay back the  money the IOC used to investigate the  doping scandal

Micahel Flynn Cartoon;  Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to  the FBI

Former FBI Director James Comey;  James Comey tweeted out a Bible  verse from the Old Testament in  response to Michael Flynn's guilty plea

Nashville Twitter;  The proper way to behave on  Twitter

Prince Harry Meghan Markle;  Prince Harry's and Meghan Markle's  wedding month and location have been  set

Team America;  A McDonald's worker in Detroit has  hepatitis A

Al Franken groping Leeann Tweeden;  Leeann Tweeden says Al Franken drew  a picture of her as the devil

Mr Burns Simpson Whuppin Ass;  UCLA players would've been caned if  they had stolen anything in Singapore

Capitol Hill;  Congress has paid $15 million to settle  sexual harassment and discrimination  claims

Lucille Ball;  There's only one word you need to  explain social media

Deadpool;  Twitter users want an edit button

First Baptist Church Shooter Devin Patrick Kelley;  Devin Patrick Kelley escaped a mental  institution and was questioned in a  sexual assault case

Bugs Bunny;  Daylight Savings Time is today

Barack Obama;  Barack Obama tweets a reminder to  folks to enroll in Obamacare

Congressman Ted Lieu;  Congressman Ted Lieu offers to buy  Pizza Hut pizza for Twitter employee  who took Trump off Twitter

Prince Harry Michelle Obama;
Prince Harry and Michelle Obama surprised students at a Chicago school on Halloween

NYC Terror Attack;
Sayfullo Saipov is the terrorist suspect who killed 8 people and injured several others in NYC

US Ambassador to UN Nikki Haley;
Nikki Haley recognizes that Russia is a problem in Syria

Donald Trump Caricature;
The White House doesn't have recordings of Donald Trump's conversation with Sergeant Johnson's widow

Bad Teacher;
World Teachers Day is a day teachers ask themselves why they became teachers in the first place

Mean Girls;
Mean Girls Day is sooooo fetch!!!

Disney Boyfriend Girlfriend;
It's National Boyfriend Day!!!

Little Donald Trump Junior;
Several folks in Donald Trump's crew lawyered up after Don Jr.'s testimony last week

Dummies Shooting at Hurricane Irma;
A Florida sheriff had to warn residents about the dangers of shooting at Hurricane Irma

FBI Director James Comey;
Earlier report suggest James Comey asked DOJ to investigate Donald Trump's wiretapping claims

Joel Osteen;
Following the backlash, Joel Osteen opens his church doors to those stranded by Hurricane Harvey

Kim Jong-un;
North Korea fires several missiles, ignoring Donald Trump's "fire" and "fury" warning

Donald Trump Uh Oh look;
The Secret Service is about to go broke trying to protect Donald Trump and his family

Solar Eclipse;
Today is the day to see the solar eclipse!!!

Barcelona Attack;
Barcelona attack was part of a bigger plan to carry out more attacks

Finland knife attacker has been arrested

Barcelona Attack;
Update-13 people dead and more than 100 people injured in Barcelona attacks

Donald Trump Caricature Cartoon;
The House Homeland Security Committee will have a domestic terrorism hearing on September 12

Kansas Chief Justice Lawton Nuss;
The state of Kansas Supreme Court chief justice was called for jury duty

George Will says the English language is not Donald Trump's best friend

Donald Trump doesn't take the nuclear option off the table

Donald Trump Caricature Cartoon;
Donald Trump tells Kim Jong-un he'll respond with fire, fury, and power