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Mucinex;
Mucinex gave its workers a call in sick script to use after the Super Bowl
Andrew McCabe steps down as the FBI deputy director


This year's flu season is one of the worse


Woman gets rat bite fever from her pet rat





Steve Wynn;
Raise your hand if you're surprise by the sexual harassment allegations against Steve Wynn
Nikki Haley;
Nikki Haley doesn't strike me as the type of woman who will cheat on her husband with Donald Trump
Doomsday Clock;
All of that "Fire and Fury" talk has inched the Doomsday Clock closer to doomsday




General Electric;
 GE decided to layoff 130 workers in  Schenectady, New York













Tina Fey 30 Rock;
 Ways to get out of jury duty













Man making angel wings in money;
 Somebody won the Powerball jackpot &  somebody won the Mega Millions  jackpot













Man Freezing in the cold;
 It's as cold as Hades outside













Seinfeld Dancing;
 The Powerball and Mega Millions  jackpots have reached $643 million













Homer Simpson;
 Last Week's News Was Mostly Bad













Clark Griswald Family Christmas;
 It's Christmas!!!!!













Donald Trump Donkey Hotey;
 Report-White House officials admit  Donald Trump has hurt any chances of  brokering peace between Israel and  Palestine













Nathan'ette Burdine's The Nyle Magazine Logo Design;
 The Russians have to pay back the  money the IOC used to investigate the  doping scandal













Micahel Flynn Cartoon;  Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to  the FBI













Former FBI Director James Comey;  James Comey tweeted out a Bible  verse from the Old Testament in  response to Michael Flynn's guilty plea













Nashville Twitter;  The proper way to behave on  Twitter













Prince Harry Meghan Markle;  Prince Harry's and Meghan Markle's  wedding month and location have been  set













Team America;  A McDonald's worker in Detroit has  hepatitis A













Al Franken groping Leeann Tweeden;  Leeann Tweeden says Al Franken drew  a picture of her as the devil













Mr Burns Simpson Whuppin Ass;  UCLA players would've been caned if  they had stolen anything in Singapore













Capitol Hill;  Congress has paid $15 million to settle  sexual harassment and discrimination  claims













Lucille Ball;  There's only one word you need to  explain social media













Deadpool;  Twitter users want an edit button













First Baptist Church Shooter Devin Patrick Kelley;  Devin Patrick Kelley escaped a mental  institution and was questioned in a  sexual assault case













Bugs Bunny;  Daylight Savings Time is today













Barack Obama;  Barack Obama tweets a reminder to  folks to enroll in Obamacare













Congressman Ted Lieu;  Congressman Ted Lieu offers to buy  Pizza Hut pizza for Twitter employee  who took Trump off Twitter





















































Prince Harry Michelle Obama;
Prince Harry and Michelle Obama surprised students at a Chicago school on Halloween


NYC Terror Attack;
Sayfullo Saipov is the terrorist suspect who killed 8 people and injured several others in NYC


US Ambassador to UN Nikki Haley;
Nikki Haley recognizes that Russia is a problem in Syria


Donald Trump Caricature;
The White House doesn't have recordings of Donald Trump's conversation with Sergeant Johnson's widow


Bad Teacher;
World Teachers Day is a day teachers ask themselves why they became teachers in the first place


Mean Girls;
Mean Girls Day is sooooo fetch!!!


Disney Boyfriend Girlfriend;
It's National Boyfriend Day!!!


Little Donald Trump Junior;
Several folks in Donald Trump's crew lawyered up after Don Jr.'s testimony last week


Dummies Shooting at Hurricane Irma;
A Florida sheriff had to warn residents about the dangers of shooting at Hurricane Irma


FBI Director James Comey;
Earlier report suggest James Comey asked DOJ to investigate Donald Trump's wiretapping claims


Joel Osteen;
Following the backlash, Joel Osteen opens his church doors to those stranded by Hurricane Harvey


Kim Jong-un;
North Korea fires several missiles, ignoring Donald Trump's "fire" and "fury" warning


Donald Trump Uh Oh look;
The Secret Service is about to go broke trying to protect Donald Trump and his family


Solar Eclipse;
Today is the day to see the solar eclipse!!!



Barcelona Attack;
Barcelona attack was part of a bigger plan to carry out more attacks


Finland knife attacker has been arrested



Barcelona Attack;
Update-13 people dead and more than 100 people injured in Barcelona attacks


Donald Trump Caricature Cartoon;
The House Homeland Security Committee will have a domestic terrorism hearing on September 12


Kansas Chief Justice Lawton Nuss;
The state of Kansas Supreme Court chief justice was called for jury duty


George Will says the English language is not Donald Trump's best friend



Donald Trump doesn't take the nuclear option off the table



Donald Trump Caricature Cartoon;
Donald Trump tells Kim Jong-un he'll respond with fire, fury, and power