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Stephen Colbert impersonating Chuck Grassley;
Stephen Colbert trippin' out on Chuck Grassley was funnier than
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Batman's "bat" won't be shown

Batman should not show us his special pole

Bad reasons to call Batman

Dora The Explorer;
Found in Dora's
The Tweet of God
Twitter took almost eight years to realize that God has a Twitter page
Grown People Doll;
Aura Dolls' sex doll brothel did not open up its doors

Old Men Fighting;
 Two old men were fighting at a Pre- Emmy Awards party

Les Moonves
 Les Moonves steps down as the CEO of  CBS after six more women accuse him  of sexual harassment

Stormy Daniels Cartoon;
 I think Michael Cohen's guilty plea is  why Stormy Daniels left Celebrity Big  Brother U.K.

Asia Argento;
 Asia Argento is a nasty so and so

Khaleesi The Bulldog Watching The Nun;
 Khaleesi the bulldog isn't afraid of The  Nun

Bad Date;
 Woman rates her bad date a 7 out of  10

The Tweet of God
 Even God gets tired of working

Stephen Colbert Phone Booth;
 Stephen Colbert taught the young
 folks how to use a payphone

Michelle Wolf;
 Look at this picture of Michelle Wolf  smiling above the headline that her  Netflix show is cancelled

The Hill Sex Toy;
 The Hill tweeted out a picture of a man  giving a dildo a blowjob

Pineapple Express Weed;
 Here is a list of what to bring to a weed  party

Excited Face;
 October 16 is when Roseanne spinoff  The Connors will air in Canada and the  U.S.

Tuck Buckford LSSC
 Tuck Buckford is brain fighting Silicon  Valley and Hollywood

Hugh Jackman
 I just like this tweet

Les Moonves
 Les Moonves leaves Anita Hill led  commission amidst six sexual  harassment allegations against him

Alex Jones
 Spotify removes some episodes from  Alex Jones' Infowars podcast

 Twitter had #FridayFeeling and  #funfactfriday trending on  Saturday morning

Ving Rhames
 A neighbor denies calling the police and  the police dog on a large black man  name Ving Rhames

Meghan McCain The View;
 Meghan McCain is right about how  good P.F. CHANG'S food is

 PARAM is the only network I saw  showing Friday the 13th movies on  Friday the 13th

LSSC Miss Bootsie;
 Stephen Colbert and them should let  Miss Bootsie have more air time on  LSSC

Stormy Daniels;
 Stormy Daniels is helping to pay the  legal fees of the two strippers who  were arrested along with her

 NETFLIX is getting rid of some TV  shows and movies again

Father's Day Joke Card;
 LSSC finds out if the dads want gifts  this Father's Day

Tony Awards;
 The Tony Awards were on tonight

Samuel L Jackson;
 Hahaha is Samuel L. Jackson's  response to Twitter's notification that  he violated its policy

Harvey Weinstein Twitter;
 Harvey Weinstein has a Twitter page

Roseanne Barr;
 Roseanne-I am now leaving Twitter

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Stephen King;
 Stephen King says Mike Pence looks  like a drug dealer who's in a  prostitution ring

Morgan Freeman;
 Morgan Freeman told a woman not to  pull her skirt down, allegedly

SNL Colin Jost Offensive Jokes;
 SNL Weekend Update's offensive jokes  are funny!

Deadpool sitting in a chair;
 Hello, Deadpool will see you now

Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions;
 Everyday folks can relate to Stephen  Colbert's "Midnight Confessions"

SNL Donald Glover;
 SNL's 80's Music Video skit lets you  know it's bad to stalk the wrong  woman

Chris O'Donnell Princess Diana;
 Chris O'Donnell says Princess Diana  was pretty cool

Kevin Smith;
 Kevin Smith says weed saved his life  after he had a heart attack

 Yes, Deadpool 2 will be in the theaters  on May 18!

Stormy Daniels;
 Stormy Daniels has a new movie out

 Annabelle scares the shit out of me!

Kumail Nanjiani;
 Kumail Nanjiani told Maggie Haberman  he unfollowed her months ago on  Twitter

SNL Diner Lobster skit;
SNL's Diner Lobster skit

SNL Nike Pro Chiller Leggings;
SNL gave Nike a good idea

SNL Medical Breakthrough Skit;
SNL explains perfectly why the men folks can't have a baby

Jim Carrey Facebook;
Jim Carrey got rid of his Facebook stock and account

SYFY Happy;
Happy is renewed for a 2nd season!!!

Will Ferrell Jason SNL I;
SNL's Jason is that guy

Disney Kid Bored;
The Grammys' ratings are bad

Lil Rel Howery Jimmy Kimmel Live;
Get Out star Lil Rel Howery doesn't have tickets to the Oscars

Connie Britton Abby Clark 9-1-1;
FOX's new show 9-1-1 has been renewed

Connie Britton Abby Clark 9-1-1;
FOX's new show 9-1-1 isn't about answering calls about your missing chicken mcnuggets

Seth Meyers Golden Globes Host;
The Golden Globe Awards show stuck to its Times Up theme last night

Donald Trump Grinning;
Donald Trump will be announcing his fake news media award winners next week

John Berman;
Ha, CNN's John Berman said bitch on TV!!!

Danny Zuker
Danny Zuker sent Donald Trump Michael Wolff's new book as a gift

Stephen Colbert Lewis Black
Stephen Colbert and Lewis Black questioned why sexual harassers are allowed to keep their jobs so long

Carol Burnett Kate Winslet
Carol Burnett and Kate Winslet said they had to work before they became famous

Comedian Kevin Hart
Someone tried using Kevin Hart's name in order to get money through a fake charity

Billy Baldwin
Billy Baldwin says his wife kicked Donald Trump's "ass" out the door after he tried to get with her

Ben Affleck
Stephen Colbert asked Ben Affleck about the sexual harassment allegation against him

The Walking Dead Shiva
Jake Kearney from The Walking Dead is getting hate tweets

Matt Drudge
One of Matt Drudge's two tweets is about the Washington Post

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards-My abuse may always be with me but it doesn't own me

Boo Boo Jeffries Tiffany Haddish SNL;
Boo Boo Jeffries was my favorite Tiffany Haddish skit on SNL

Stephen Colbert She Person Song
Stephen Colbert sang a song titled "She Person" to the ladies

Norman Reedus Stephen Colbert
Norman Reedus says his southern food will sober a drunk person right on up

Comedian Pat McGann Stephen Colbert
Comedian Pat McGann had the audience rolling on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Tweet of God
Reza Aslan tweet chatted with The Tweet of God about his new book

SNL Leslie Jones;
New York Yankees' Catcher Gary Sanchez thanked Leslie Jones for her kind words on SNL

Finn Wolfhard
A grown man complained about Stranger Things actor Finn Wolfhard not speaking to him

Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett spoke out against the objectifying of women

The five things not
to do on Halloween

Rose McGowan;
Rose McGowan says Hollywood "is the messaging system for your mind"

Walton Goggins Danny McBride Vice Principals;
Russell and Gamby are getting rid of the threats at North Jackson High

Morgan Freeman;
God isn't taking credit for Bill O'Reilly's mess

Tweet God tripped out on Joel Osteen

Seth MacFarlane;
Seth MacFarlane explained his Harvey Weinstein joke

Seth Rogen Comic Con;
Seth Rogen's mama is proof that Twitter is a good place to look for your grown kids

Larry David on a Couch;
Things don't turn out too hot for Larry David in the Curb Your Enthusiasm season opener

Larry David as the hobo Buck Dancer;
Larry David gets himself into a pickle

Vice Principals Neal Gamby;
Gamby reclaims his vice principal position at North Jackson High

The Emmys 2017;
The other goings on at the Emmys that folks didn't see

Bill Maher let Jeff Sessions know that state rights go both ways