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A fight over a dead rat leaves one man dead
by Nathan'ette Burdine: October 15, 2018

Whether it’s living or dead, a rat will find a way to wreak havoc. Case in point, two fellas got into a fight over a dead rat that ended up leaving one of the fellas dead.

The folks over at the Hindustan Times said a 40-year-old fella wasn’t getting a long too good with his neighbor.

He didn’t like his neighbor and his neighbor didn’t like him. He did some things to his neighbor and his neighbor did some things to him.

He called his neighbor everything but the child of God and the neighbor called him everything but the child of God. The two fellas finally reach a boiling point.

The 40-year-old fella went outside his house and saw a dead rat. How the dead rat got there outside of his house? I don’t know.

But I do know that it does sound suspicious that a dead rat was outside his house.

Now, I’m not saying a dead rat in his house would’ve been any better.

A dead rat inside of a house is a sign that somebody in that house is filthy to the point that he/she attract rats that end up dead. Or, it’s a sign that somebody has gotten into a person’s house and planted a dead rat in there. Neither the latter or the former occurred.

Sooo, yeah, that leads me to the next possibility which is the neighbor probably looked at a dead rat and decided that it was good bait to leave outside his 40-year-old neighbor’s house in order to lure the 40-year-old fella over to him.

The neighbor saw the dead rat outside of his house and gave it back to the person who allegedly gave it to him.

Welp, the alleged “dead rat giver” didn’t like that so he went into his garage and got an iron rod which he used to go upside his neighbor’s head with. Needless to say, that didn’t end well.

The 40-year-old fella ended up toe tagged and the alleged “dead rat giver” ended up fingerprinted and photographed, and will more than likely have to spend a considerable amount of time in prison thinking about why it was never a good idea to let the dead rat make him a sitting duck amongst gators.

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