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A young coyote sitting on a desk at Our Lady of Lourdes Parish School in LA's Northridge neighborhoo ;

A young coyote sitting on a desk at Our Lady of Lourdes Parish School

A young coyote decided it is high
time for him to begin his schooling
by Nathan'ette Burdine: August 23, 2021

A young coyote decided that it is high time for him to start his schooling. So, he ventured out to LA’s Northridge neighborhood into the little humans’ world.

The young coyote walked into a classroom at Our Lady of Lourdes Parish School, jumped on a desk full of books, and then waited for everybody to come in and class to begin.

He sat there for about 1 to 2 minutes…5 to 6 minutes…and then 9 to 10 minutes. After about 15 to 16 minutes, the little humans and the big humans walked in. They all looked over and the big humans were like, “Aah! Coyote,” while the little humans were like, “Yay, puppy!”

Puppy, the coyote is not but an eager student he is. Coyotes, though, aren’t the animals the big humans “wish to see in” their “world.” So, the big humans called the folks over at the wildlife center and had them to come and get the little fella and shipped him back to his coyote mama and daddy who, from the last I heard, went on vacation to Hawaii.


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