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Alec Baldwin as the Donald was right about the real Donald not prosecuting the Hills
by Nathan'ette Burdine: November 26, 2016

Alec Baldwin as the fake Donald was right! The real Donald will not prosecute Hillary Clinton (The Hills).

On Tuesday, during an appearance on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” Donald Trump’s (The Donald) Senior Adviser Kellyanne Conway (Kitty Kelly) confirmed that the Donald will not be holding to his campaign promise to “lock up crooked Hillary.”

Kitty Kelly told the folks around the “Morning Joe” table, “I think when the president-elect, who’s also the head of your party now Joe, tells you before he is even inaugurated he doesn’t wish to pursue these charges; it sends a very strong message, tone, and content to the members. And I think Hillary Clinton still has to face the fact that a majority of Americans don’t find her to be honest or trustworthy, but if Donald Trump can help her heal than perhaps that’s a good thing.”

On Saturday Night Live, Donald Trump, who is played by Alec Baldwin, told Mike Pence (Mikey Boy) that he isn’t going to prosecute the Hills.

The conversation went as follows:

                Mikey Boy- Also, they’re going to make it hard for us to

                hire a special prosecutor to put Hillary in jail.

                The Donald-They won’t do it.

                Mikey Boy-Don’t do it?

                The Donald-Scrap it. She didn’t do anything, scraaaped.

Yep, that’s right. “Scrap it” because The Hills “didn’t do anything.”

And as said by Kitty Kelly, The Donald is now focusing on how he “can help” The Hills to heal from that good butt whupping he gave her on November 8, 2016.

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