Batman should not show us his
by Nathan'ette Burdine: September 22, 2018
I didn’t see it but I heard about it. In fact, I heard about it on my main man’s Stephen Colbert’s show, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (#LSSC).
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And what I heard about is that somebody has decided to show us Batman’s “pole.”
I’m not for that. No sir, no way, no how, unh-unh. There are just lines folks shouldn’t cross. And this is one of those lines.
Batman is a cartoon character that many of us grew up on. We love watching him fight the Joker, the Penguin, Two-Face, Catwoman, and the rest of the Gotham City villains that I didn’t name.
When we see Batman, we see a crime fighter who’s a wealthy man name Bruce Wayne.
We don’t see a porn star named D Knight with a sword for a dick. We don’t see that. That’s just nasty.
Real quick, I don’t know if Batman’s dick is as long as a sword. But, y’all get my point. Folks don’t need to go around here trying to place nasty images of cartoon characters in other folks’ heads.
I understand that some of y’all are into that freaky stuff. But just
because y’all like it, it doesn’t mean the rest of us have to love it.
Y’all keep y’all’s freaky ways to y’all selves! If you’re a plushie, don’t tell nobody. Just…leave it in your bedroom. We don’t need to know
Next thing they’ll be doing is having pornos with storylines about why He-Man is He…Man.
Superman and Superwoman will be able to do super things with things they shouldn’t be doing super stuff with.
Y’all just…unh-unh, don’t do that again. Leave my cartoons alone,
now, and keep y’all’s little freaky fantasies in y’all’s homes!