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Betsy DeVos' ten rules on education
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 13, 2017

Folks, this is satire.

Rule 1-The world was made in seven days.

Rule 2-Woman came from man’s rib.

Rule 3-The constitution came from the Ten Commandments.

Rule 4-Jesus volunteered to get on the cross.

Rule 5-The world was flat until Christopher Columbus came along and said it wasn’t.

Rule 6-You can discover what’s already there.

Rule 7-Science is a cheap magician’s trick.

Rule 8-The right way to tell time is to look at your shadow.

Rule 9-The climate changes when God tells it to.

Rule 10-The bible is the greatest biography ever sold.

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