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Bullshit is what Senator Bob Menendez
and Lindsey Graham see
by Nathan'ette Burdine: October 5, 2018

Now y’all know something is really wrong whenever folks start describing shit as bull.

Shit that is bull is the worse type of shit that shit can be. And right now, the U.S. political system is filled to the brink with bullshit.

In fact, the U.S. political system has so much bullshit in it that it has more shit than a city sewer.

Senators Bob Menendez and Lindsey Graham recognize all of the bullshit in our national politics.

It’s just that they only recognize the shit that is coming from the other side; the other side being the other’s party.

A group of reporters caught up with Senator Menendez and asked him about all of the extra shit that Brett “Full Keg” Kavanaugh has dumped on our already shitty political system.

Menendez responded, “That investigation is a bullshit investigation. The reality is that is not a full and thorough investigation. Evidently the Republicans who gave the direction to the FBI of what could be investigated was extremely limited. You know I hear a lot about lack of corroboration but you don’t get corroboration when you don’t talk to corroborating witnesses at the end of the day. ”

Lindsey “Let Me Tell You” Graham didn’t like that. He told the folks over at Donald “The Donald” Trump’s favorite network, Fox Friends, that Bob Menendez is applying that bullshit description to the wrong folks. And that it is the Democrats, not the Republicans, who are doing all of the bullshitting.

Here’s what Let Me Tell You told Fox and Friends, “Let me tell my friend Bob, ‘What y’all have done is bullshit.’”

The only problem with all of this is that both sides are to blame for all of this bull shit involving Brett “Full Keg” Kavanaugh’s confirmation.

Trump’s Administration didn’t fully vet Brett Kavanaugh. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley and Senate Judiciary Majority Leader Diane Feinstein didn’t handle Christine Blasey Ford’s accusation against Brett “Full Keg” Kavanaugh properly.

Then there's former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid who open the door for all of this bullshit to flood in when he lowered the threshold to a simple majority, 51, to approve federal judges.

Yup, a whole bunch of shit coming from a whole bunch of steers in D.C. is what we got going on in our politics; mm-hmm.

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