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Donald Trump had a I'ma get y'all muthafuckas back tweet
by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 13, 2017

Two weekends ago, Ol’ Donald Trump (Street Corner Donald) there was in one of his moods. He decided to send all of his haters a “I’ma get y’all muthafuckas back” tweet.

Street Corner Donald told his haters, “Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!”

Anybody who’s been following the news knows that Street Corner Donald’s tweet, with the sarcastic “Love!” at the end, is due to him not being happy about what he sees as President Obama (Tropical Barry) trying to play him.

As far as Donald Trump is concerned, President Obama’s sanctioning the Russians for hacking the 2016 Presidential Election is just the president’s subtle way of saying that Russian President Vladimir Putin (Poochie Pooh) helped him (Donald Trump) to become the next president of the United States.

Evidence of Street Corner Donald catching bad feelings about the implication that Poochie Pooh was his wingman in the election is in his (Street Corner Donald) earlier tweets, as well as a report that Street Corner Donald was going to provide his own evidence about the Russian hacking during a press conference; which never occurred.

Street Corner Donald’s aide told CNN that Street Corner Donald had a change of heart about providing his own evidence on the Russian hacking, and has decided instead to focus his attention on other things.

Just in case you’re wondering, the economy, Immigration, and Obamacare are the other things.

This, however, doesn’t mean Street Corner Donald isn’t as mad as a gator on a hook about Tropical Barry subtly suggesting that Poochie Pooh helped his alleged BFF Street Corner Donald to get into the president’s club.

It does mean that Street Corner Donald has enough sense to know that continuing to doubt, in public, Russia’s shadiness will shorten his presidency faster than his business dealings will.

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