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Donald Trump says he's tired of "fake news"
 & a "fake book"
by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 7, 2018

Donald Trump got up this morning and tweeted that he is tired of “fake news” and Michael Wolff’s “fake book” Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House telling lies on him.

Let Trump tell it, he’s done no wrong and he has always been right. Everybody who is throwing shade at him are the ones with the problem.

Specifically, Trump doesn’t like it that the Washington Post, New York Times, and CNN report such bad news as that about Donald Trump telling Don Jr. to say the June 2016 Russian meeting was about adoptions when it wasn’t; Donald Trump saying he fired James Comey because of Russia; and pointing out just how crazy Donald Trump’s tweets are.

For his part, all Michael Wolff did in his book was to elaborate on what folks already know about Trump; which is he is not right in the head.

Y’all know I’m right! When you have a senior citizen spending his time tweeting about everything up under the sun, something is wrong.

And yes folks, Trump is a senior citizen. He is a 71-year-old man who has been given a heavy responsibility that is hard for 40 to 50 something year olds to handle.

And that heavy responsibility is to be the president of the United States. Y’all look at those before and after pictures of Bill Clinton, George W. Bush Jr., and Barack Obama and y’all will see that these fellas turned gray within a year of being in office.

That Just for Men hair color can only do so much. Now, we’re asking a 71-year-old man to do what the 40 to 50 something year old men had trouble doing; which is to be president.

Trump knows being president is hard. Hell that’s why he is behaving like a cantankerous old man and fussing at everybody on the Twitter, while also telling anybody who tells him about his behavior that he continues to display everyday on the Twitter that they are a lie.

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