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Donald Trump-He started yesterday,
uhhh, he'll get his facts straight
by Nathan'ette Burdine: May 4, 2018

Donald Trump told folks they don’t need to be so hard on ol’ Rudy Giuliani there because yesterday, after all, was ol’ Rudy’s first day on the job.

Here’s what Donald John had to say, “He started yesterday, uhhh, he’ll get his facts straight.”

Poor ol’ Rudy there got himself caught in a fish net after he went on FOX News’ “Hannity” and “Fox and Friends” and got a little too comfortable and started telling the truth.

Ol’ Rudy told folks that it’s true Donald John’s lawyer and the man who’s about to meet Big Bob in stripes Michael Cohen paid sexpert/porn start Stormy Daniels $130,000 in hush money, just 11-days shy from the 2016 Presidential Election, so she would hush her mouth about her alleged one-night stand with Donald John.

Yeah, imagine if that came out during the same time that Comey decided to tell folks he’d open an investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of her email during her tenure as the U.S. Secretary of State.

That Stormy story, plus the “grab em by the pussy” tape, definitely would have sent Donald John down to Florida until the bank fraud and tax fraud trials began.

That definitely would have been bad for ol’ Donald John’s hair. All of that worriation over those charges and possibly going to prison would’ve changed all of that blond hair to gray while causing him to lose most of it in the process. I tell ya, “Propecia and Just For Men Hair Color can only do so much.”

Ol’ Rudy there, though, isn’t helping the situation. Not only did he take time to talk about Donald John’s alleged “Stormy” affair, but ol’ Rudy decided to tell folks the real reason why former FBI Director James Comey was fired.

I’ll give y’all a hint. Comey wasn’t fired because of his love for tacos and nachos. Being the chatter box that he is, Ol’ Rudy told everybody that Donald John did indeed fire Comey for the reason Donald John told NBC’s Lester Holt that he fired Comey; which is due to the Russia investigation.

This, however, isn’t the worse of it. The worse of it is how ol’ Rudy talked about Donald John’s son-in-law/Live Ken doll model in waiting Jared Kushner like he’s a piece of New York City back-alley trash.

Ol’ Rudy fixed his lips to tell Hannity that Kushner is…wait for it…“disposable.” That’s what ol’ Rudy there said about Donald John’s favorite son-in-law. And if y’all know anything about Jared, everybody who goes after Jared goes out the door. Just ask Steve Bannon and his crew. They gone.

Recognizing that he had just stepped in it, ol’ Rudy decided to issue a statement in which he said that “these are my views” which are based on “my understanding of these matters.”

Unfortunately for ol’ Rudy there, he is the matter and he has created, as the folks in CNN’s “The Situation Room” quoted one source as saying, “a shit show.”

And if ol’ Rudy keeps on being the matter in this “shit show,” he’ll soon find himself being on that White House Friday Fire list that we’ve become so use to seeing almost every Friday afternoon.

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