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God decided not to answer Roy Moore's prayer about making him a United States senator
by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 5, 2018

God decided not to answer Roy Moore’s prayer about making a way for him to become the next U.S. senator from the great state of Alabama.

Roy Moore has been running around telling folks that he has God on the main line and after he tells the good Lawd what he wants he will receive it.

The only problem is that God doesn’t grant prayers to folks who He knows have been doing what they say they haven’t been doing.

He’s an all seeing God and He’s seen all that ol’ Roy there has done. Although all we humans have are the allegations to go on, God knows what really went on.

That’s why on Wednesday, Vice President Mike Pence swore in Democrat Doug Jones and not Republican Roy Moore as the new senator from the state of Alabama.

All of that hating on folks because they’re black, brown, a woman, a girl, LGBTQ, Jewish, a Muslim, or any other crazy reason Moore has up in that brain of his to just hate doesn’t go over well with God. God loves and likes everybody.

That’s why he gave man and woman free will. He loves diversity and you can’t have diversity without free will.

Sure, Adam fucked it up for everybody by letting his “snake” get a little too happy and then eating Eve’s “apple.”

But hey, paradise is so overrated. Besides, I don’t like the idea of walking around naked. That’s not sanitary. You’ll get a lot of stuff crawling in your ass and I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t want anything in my ass.

And let me tell y'all, ol' Roy there would've been that itch in the American people's ass if he had won.

Thank God that God let Moore know that he is no more and is done for!

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