God is cancelling the end of the world
You humans cancelling yourselves has led to God cancelling the end of the world!
The Tweet of God went to Twitter to make that announcement because the humans are having trouble handling the Coronavirus (The Big C).
The Big C has wreak so much havoc throughout the globe that it has gotten over one million cases and over 100,000 deaths to its credit.
It boggles a deity’s mind, I tell ya,’ because here God has created you humans in His image. He gave you humans intellectual abilities that enable y’all to be mini gods who use y’all’s powers of science and medicine to treat the sick, heal the wounded, and revive the dead. There are no other Earthly creatures who can do that!
Yet, despite you humans god-like abilities, you big bad humans can’t stop a little bitty virus that thrives on filth.
Yup, cleanliness is next to Godliness and y’all humans will keep a lot of those viruses, like The Big C, away if y’all just get up and clean every day.
Y'all humans can't get up and clean every day, though, because it's not in y'all's nature to be clean. Y’all love to be dirty.
You humans are like little piggies who love the feel and smell of your number twos in mud. But then again, that one part in the Bible, there, in Genesis 3:19 does say that dirt is where you humans came from and where you humans are going back to: “For dust you are, and to dust you shall return.”
Therefore, it’s only natural that dirt is what you humans love and what ends up putting you humans back in the dirt.
Filth will cancel you humans, every time.
I am postponing Armageddon.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 12, 2020
This is how bad it's gotten. I'm cancelling the end of the world because of the end of the world.
The Tweet of God went to Twitter to make that announcement because the humans are having trouble handling the Coronavirus (The Big C).
The Big C has wreak so much havoc throughout the globe that it has gotten over one million cases and over 100,000 deaths to its credit.
It boggles a deity’s mind, I tell ya,’ because here God has created you humans in His image. He gave you humans intellectual abilities that enable y’all to be mini gods who use y’all’s powers of science and medicine to treat the sick, heal the wounded, and revive the dead. There are no other Earthly creatures who can do that!
Yet, despite you humans god-like abilities, you big bad humans can’t stop a little bitty virus that thrives on filth.
Yup, cleanliness is next to Godliness and y’all humans will keep a lot of those viruses, like The Big C, away if y’all just get up and clean every day.
Y'all humans can't get up and clean every day, though, because it's not in y'all's nature to be clean. Y’all love to be dirty.
You humans are like little piggies who love the feel and smell of your number twos in mud. But then again, that one part in the Bible, there, in Genesis 3:19 does say that dirt is where you humans came from and where you humans are going back to: “For dust you are, and to dust you shall return.”
Therefore, it’s only natural that dirt is what you humans love and what ends up putting you humans back in the dirt.
Filth will cancel you humans, every time.
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