The Tweet of God went to Twitter to make that announcement because the humans are having trouble handling the Coronavirus (The Big C).
The Big C has wreak so much havoc throughout the globe that it has gotten over one million cases and over 100,000 deaths to its credit.
It boggles a deity’s mind, I tell ya,’ because here God has created
you humans in His image. He gave you humans intellectual abilities that enable y’all to be mini gods who use y’all’s powers of science and medicine to treat the sick, heal the wounded, and revive the dead. There are no other Earthly creatures who can do that!
Yet, despite you humans god-like abilities, you big bad humans can’t stop a little bitty virus that thrives on filth. Yup, cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Y’all humans will keep a lot of those viruses away if y’all just get up and clean up every day. The only problem is you humans don’t like to be clean because y’all love to be dirty.
You humans are like little pigs who love the feel and smell of your number twos and mud. But then again, that one part in the Bible, there, in Genesis 3:19 does say that dirt is where you humans came from and where you humans are going back to: “For dust you are, and to dust you shall return.”
Therefore, it’s only natural that dirt is what you humans love and what ends up putting you humans back in the dirt.