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God isn't taking credit for Bill
O'Reilly's mess
by Nathan'ette Burdine: October 28, 2017

Bill O’Reilly has decided he’ll blame the good Lawd for all of his problems stemming from his trying to get the “cookie.”

O’Relly said about God, “You know, am I mad at God? Yeah, I’m mad at him. I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen. I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at him.”

Y’all read it right. O’Reilly is mad at God for the stuff he, O’Reilly, did to himself.

God, of course, isn’t taking credit for O’Reilly’s nasty ways. God gave man free will to make his own decisions and a brain to think in order to prevent him from giving in to his lust.

However, Bill O’Reilly failed to use any of these things in order to keep himself on the straight and narrow.

Bill O’Reilly has allowed his lust to take over any little bit of reason he may have so to the point that he started, so folks say, sending a woman a tape of gay porn in order to try and get her to give him some.

Now, my question is why is it that O’Reilly is looking at gay porn? Maybe that’s what this is.

He’s really into men and he’s trying to prove he’s not by sexually harassing the women folks.

That does happen, now. However, it’s not an excuse but it would explain why this fella that looks like a crooked question mark behaves the way he does.

If he is indeed into the fellas, I say he just needs to come out of that closet and say, “Heeeeyyy, I’m gay and ready to play!” Won’t nobody blame him.

It’ll just explain why he’s trying to dip his “thing” in waters that he really doesn’t want to be swimming in.

Hopefully, he can find the right swimming hole. Until then, he may have to find a way to get himself some income because all of this “suspect” behavior and blaming the good Lawd for his problems has led to O’Reilly losing a contract with the talent agency UTA and the literary agency WME.

UTA and WME let O’Reilly go after it was reported by the New York Times that a month before he left FOX News, he paid a woman $32 million in a sexual harassment case.

And y’all know the saying, “God don’t like ugly.” All the hell the women folks say Bill O’Reilly’s been keeping up with them and his blaming the good Lawd for his faults ain’t nothing but ugly.

So yeah, you mess with God you lose things like your contracts.

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