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Grown women do not need to be
in the club
by Nathan'ette Burdine: October 29, 2021

Saturday Night Live (SNL) sent out a public announcement to grown women reminding them that they are too grown to be up in the club.

Unlike young women, grown women have grown women problems that make it impossible for them to enjoy the club’s festivities. Grown women have to use the bathroom every 15 minutes.

They have to take at least two power naps and rest their feet before getting up and going over to a dark corner to check their work emails. LSD Terry Fink always offers to help them out but they shoo him away because he never has the Valium they need to help them sleep through the night.

Young women don’t need any help sleeping through the night because their youth gives them the 12-hour Energy needed to party all night.

Young women…they sleep during the day and party all night.


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