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Ha, Donald Trump wants y'all to believe
he doesn't want to be POTUS forever!
by Nathan'ette Burdine: March 20, 2018

Donald (Donald John) Trump doesn’t want y’all paying any never mind to him praising Chinese President Xi Jinping for his recent promotion as China’s president forever.

During a campaign rally in Pennsylvania about two Saturdays ago, Donald John told his crowd of supporters that he “was just joking” when he suggested the U.S. follow China’s lead by giving the president of the United States a lifetime term.

Unfortunately for ol’ Donald John there, his tendency to say what he really means has many folks believing that he really wants to be president of the United States for life.

Now, some of y’all are asking y’all selves, “Why would he say something like that in the first place?”

Welp, the answer to that question is the Russian Investigation got Donald John so knee deep in hot shit to the point that he’s looking for a way out of all of that hot shit he’s in.

And what better way for Donald John to get out of all of that hot shit he’s in than to follow Jinping’s lead and become the president of the United States for life.

That’s why two weeks ago during an event at his Mar-a-Lago estate down in the great Sunshine State of Florida, Trump raised a glass to toast Jinping’s successful takeover of China.

Donald John said to the folks in attendance, “China is great. And Xi is a great gentleman. He is now president for life…President for life…No, he great. And look he was able to do that. I think it’s great. Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday.”

Yup, that’s what Donald John said. Donald John said, “Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday.” The “that” he wants to give “a shot someday” to is being president for life.

Like Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party (CCP), Donald John’s Republican Party (GOP) is the majority in Congress and the Republicans hold a majority of the governor seats.

The Republican Party has proven they are willing to walk hand in hand with Donald John on every issue.

They all knew the Obamacare repeal vote, which failed 10 plus times before, and Sen. Lindsey Graham’s Pain Abortion bill were DOA.

Yet, the Republicans supported the Obamacare repeal and Graham’s Pain Abortion bills anyway because Donald John wanted them to.

Hell, the Republicans even went against their own economic principals just to please ol’ Donald John there.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI), who both talked about then President Barack Obama worse than they talked about the child of God for what they considered Obama’s willful ignorance of how the rising deficit was going to blow a hole in the economy, decided to support Trump’s budget bill which increased the deficit by trillions of dollars.

So don’t be surprise if ol’ Donald John tells McConnell and Ryan to hold a vote to make him president for life and they say, “Ok.”

Here, however, is where things get a little more complicated for ol’ Donald John there.

Unlike communist China which has a one-party majority rule, our country is a Republic-Democracy with a binding contract called the Constitution which is between the People and our government.

The Articles of Confederation and the Bill of Rights are the two documents making up the Constitution which sets forth a system of checks and balances that we all must follow.

The Articles of Confederation sets forth the duties of Congress, the president, the Supreme Court, and the states in governing the country.

The Bill of Rights sets forth the rights of the American people which include such rights as the right to free speech, the right to protest, the right to own a gun, and the right to choose our president.

As y’all can see, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that the mere politics surrounding a lifetime term for the president will make that non-sense of making Donald John the president for life dead in the water.

We the People KNOW…we have a God given right to choose a president who we alone can throw his ass out of our White House door if he even thinks about overstaying that two-term limit.

Overstaying that two-year term limit means somebody is a king, and We the People don’t like the idea of having a king.

A king would defeat the whole purpose of what We the People suppose to do which is to check the president so that We the People can balance the system.

Hell, the purpose of The Articles of Confederation and the Bill of Rights is to get away from that old England way of thinking that having a monarchy is the way to go.

It says it right there in that one part, the Preamble to the Constitution, “We the people of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”

In other words, the Constitution makes clear that We the People aren’t answering to a kang and that the power to govern is vested in the American people.

And what Donald John is suggesting is a contradiction to the Constitution because what he wants is for the American people to get back to the old England way of thinking and doing things by agreeing to turn the United States of America into a monarchy; making he and his family the first official American monarchs.

I can see the headlines now: The Trumps-The First American Monarchs. King Donald John Trump I is seated center with Queen Melania Trump. Duchess of Pennsylvania Ivana Trump is standing next to Prince Donald John II who is seated to the left of Crown Princess Ivanka Trump who is seated next to King Donald Trump. Crown Princess Ivanka Trump’s husband, Duke of New York Jared Kushner, is standing behind Crown Princess Ivanka Trump. Prince Eric Trump is standing in the upper far left hand corner behind his mother, Duchess of Pennsylvania Ivana Trump. Princess Tiffany Trump is standing in the middle of Prince Eric Trump and next to her mother, Duchess of Florida Marla Maples. Prince Barron Trump is standing behind his mother, Queen Melania Trump.

That shit just ain’t gonna cut it. Having said that, I’ma be honest with y’all. There are some humans in our country who believe Donald John’s shit smells like potpourri and he should be granted a lifetime term as the president of the United States.

Those humans I’m talking about are those hard heads who still believe Mexico is going to pay for that wall that isn’t going to be built.

But I also know that there are enough of us who know that Donald John’s shit stinks just as bad as and probably worse than the rest of ours and he shouldn’t be allowed to turn the People’s House into his house.

We don’t have the money to be taking care of Donald John and his entire clan forever.

Hell, we can barely pay to fix the potholes in the road. So how in the hell are we going to find the money to fix up an asshole and his family in our White House?! That shit just won’t cut it.

Our country is just too broke to be fixing up anybody or anything. That debt ceiling keeps getting raised for a reason…and the reason is we don’t have any money. We have to borrow money in order to pay the money we owe. We’re borrowing from Peter to pay Paul and praying to Jesus that they’ll forgive it all.

And even if we did have the money, we aren’t about to throw it at bad by placing Donald John and his family on a lifetime of welfare.

That’s all a monarchy is folks. It’s welfare. It’s taking the people’s money and giving it to a group of humans who haven’t hit a lick at a stick. And we aren’t about to do that. No sir. That’s why we have a Constitution.

Article V of the Constitution grants Congress and the states’ legislatures the power to amend the Constitution.

The process to make President Donald John King Donald John may begin in either Congress or with the states’ legislatures calling a constitutional convention.

Due to the fact that all of the 27 Amendments to the Constitution have resulted from Congress bringing the amendments forth in the form of a joint resolution, there is no need to think the states’ legislatures will have a change of heart and call a constitutional convention in order to give Donald John what they won’t give the governors; which is a lifetime term.

Since the states’ legislatures will be a no go, ol’ Donald John will have to get this president to king show on the road going in Congress.

Ryan or McConnell will have to agree to a joint resolution, making President Donald John King Don John, being placed on either the House or Senate floor for a vote.

Ryan and McConnell will say “ok” because they don’t know any better. Just as they walked hand in hand on that DOA Obamacare repeal vote and Pain Abortion Bill and raising the deficit, they’ll walk hand in hand on making President Donald John King Donald John.

Ryan will be like, “This is what the American people voted for.” And then McConnell will add his two cents with, “This will be good for the country. It’s high time for the American people to learn to appreciate what they had.”

In order for an amendment to get pass in Congress, two-thirds the members in the House of Representatives and two-thirds the members in the Senate must vote yea on making the resolution a new amendment to the Constitution.

Currently, there are 431 members in the House of Representatives. The Republicans have 238 members and the Democrats have 193 members. And there is no way in hell the Democrats are going to help move that number up to the 289 votes needed in order to pass a joint resolution, amending Article II Section I of the Constitution, saying that Donald John should have a lifetime term as the president of the United States.

I’ll even go as far to say that there will be some Republicans, those Tea Partiers to be exact, who will draw a line in the sand on that one and say, “Hell to the naw, naw, naw!”

So, I’m not even going to waste y’all’s time and talk about the Senate which has 51 Republicans, 47 Democrats, and 2 Independents who vote with the Democrats. Just looking at those numbers, y’all can see that Donald John’s lifetime plan on public welfare is dead in the water.

Now…just in case I’m wrong and ol’ Donald John lucks up and gets two-thirds the members in the House and two-thirds the members in the Senate to agree he should be kang, then the resolution moves on over to the states.

Here is where things get a little trickier for ol’ Donald John there. Although the Republican governors help him to maintain home court advantage, there are still several state legislatures that are divided with Republicans controlling one chamber and the Democrats controlling the other.

Then there’s the whole thing with Democrats controlling the executive branch and the legislative branch. Here’s how it all breaks down exactly.

There are 26 states whereby the Republicans control the executive branch and the legislative branch compared to 8 states whereby the executive and legislative branches are controlled by the Democrats.

The remaining 16 states have a divided government whereby neither party has full control. As y’all can see, it’s going to be like climbing up a mud hill for ol’ Donald John there when trying to get the three-fourths (38 out of 50 states) votes needed from the state legislature in order to make him kang of the land.

But y’all see, Donald John thinks he’s slick. He thinks nobody knows what he’s doing. But we know. We know.

Donald John brought up all of this whoshawJohn about getting a lifetime term as president of the United States because he knows that Special Counsel in the Russian Investigation Robert Mueller got a vice grip on his balls.

Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn has flipped. Rick Gates, who is former Campaign Manager Paul Manafort’s associate, has flipped. Former Campaign Staffer George Papadopoulos has flipped. Don Jr. has emails. Hope Hicks has emails. Then there's Sam Nunberg.

Sam Nunberg, who is Roger Stone’s BFF, was so scared that Robert Mueller was going to grab a hold of his ass like a coon hound on a possum that Nunberg went on TV, two Mondays ago, telling all of Donald John’s business. Yes he did too! Nunberg went from Bloomberg TV, MSNBC, to CNN just letting it all out! Hahaha, yes he did!

CNN quoted Nunber as saying about ol’ Donald John, “I think he may have done something during the election. But I don’t know that for sure…Granted, Donald Trump caused this because he’s an idiot.”

Nunberg then turned around and showed up before the grand jury, which he said he wasn’t going to do, and told them all he knows.

Once that tell all session was done, Nunberg came out and told folks that Mueller was no joke and the Russian investigation is real.

Unfortunately for Donald John, that wasn’t the only shit added onto his already shitty cake pile.

The Wall Street Journal decided that they’d tell folks about how Donald John’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, wasn’t too happy about Donald John trying to stiff him on the $130,000 plus payment Cohen gave to porn star Stormy Daniels in order to keep her mouth shut about Donald John’s alleged dirty dog ways.

The Wall Street Journal reported that First Republic Bank, which is where the money was wired to Stormy Daniels from, flagged that payment and told the Treasury Department about it.

And to top it off, that payment was made 12-days before the 2016 Presidential Election.

Yup, this is looking like what it’s looking like. And what it’s looking like is that 12-days before the election ol’ Donald John there violated the campaign finance laws by having his lawyer to pay off a porn star in order to not upstage Hillary Clinton’s email scandal and therefor hurt his chances of winning the presidential election.

Hell, he had already had the fallout from the “grab ‘em by the pussy” tape. The Stormy Daniels story would’ve added diesel gasoline fuel to that fire because the Daniels’ story would’ve been more proof that ol’ Donald John is nothing but a three-piece suit wearing two bit hustler who has nothing on his mind but pussy and therefor doesn’t deserve the title of president of the United States behind his name. Donald John knows this.

That’s why he’s trying to throw as much shit at the board as he can in order to see what will stick so he can divert attention away from that vice grip hold that Mueller has on his balls.

Unfortunately for former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson (Rexy Tilly) and former Deputy FBI Director Andrew ( little Drew) McCabe, they became the latest shit thrown at the board.

Ol’ Donald John got on the Twitter and fired Rexy Tilly and he had “Mr. Magoo” Attorney General Jeff Sessions to fire little Drew a little over a day shy before little Drew’s retirement.

That Donald John is as cold as ice, I tell ya; firing folks on the twitter and a day before they suppose to retire. That’s some cold shit right there man.

You got to be a cold hearted muthafucka to do some low down dirty shit like that there, man.

And that’s how I know Donald John is a cold hearted muthafucka who is looking to get out of that Mueller investigation any way he can.

As far as ol’ Donald John is concerned, all be damned if it means keeping him from getting burned.

Donald John knows Mueller has all the goods on him and the only way for Donald John to get out of that vice grip hold on his balls is to become Kang Donald John.

Fortunately for us, our Founding Fathers prepared for cold hearted muthafuckas like ol’ Donald John there by putting in place a system of checks and balances that checks fools who want authoritarian rule so they can cover-up all of the wrong that they do.

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