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Under the Radar
Hahaha, take that
you aliens! MOXIE got
us humans breathable oxygen from Mars'
carbon dioxide rich atmosphere!
Totaled out Maserati SUV under a California freeway;
Man fleeing the police driving over 100 mph crashes girlfriend's Maserati SUV under
the freeway
Death has decided that 82 years is all Bernie Madoff will get in this life;
Death refused to let Bernie Madoff serve
out his 150-year prison sentence

Happy Halloween Witch Flying Pass Haunted House;

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween!
by Nathan'ette Burdine: October 31, 2022

Halloween is the night of ghouls, ghost, goblins, witches, Michaels, Freddys, Jasons, Chuckys, and Bloody Marys.

...don’t say her name three times.  She'll pull you through that mirror!

Scary Lady In The Mirror Whose Name You Should Not Say Three Times;

So, make sure she doesn't put you through that mirror because you need to be able to answer the door when the little beings and furry beings come a knocking.

Kids Trick 'R' Treating During Halloween;

Trick ‘r’ Treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!

Pets Trick 'R' Treating During Halloween;

Woof! Woof!

Snickers, Kit Kats, Almond Joys, and dog biscuits are what they consider good eats. Remember, the dog biscuits are for the furry ones not the little ones! And oh yeah, don’t forget to scratch behind the ears of the furry ones or to rub their lil’ tummies. They really enjoy it!

Little smiles and wagging tails are how you can tell if you’ve done a five thumbs up and a smiley face job of giving out treats and belly rubs.

Be safe and have fun everyone!


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