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Hello, Deadpool will see you now
by Nathan'ette Burdine: May 18, 2018

Hello! How are you? I’m so glad you could make it. I see you have an appointment with Mr. Deadpool.

FYI, he likes to be called Pool. The only exception to this rule is when he meets someone name Dennis. You’re name isn’t Dennis, is it? Ok.

Whenever Mr. Deadpool meets someone name Dennis, he likes to be called Mr. Wilson. But for you, Pool will be just fine.

8PM, is it? Yes. Mr. Deadpool is very dedicated to his fans. He always stays later than the others just so his fans can see him.

As a matter of fact, he has an appointment at 11PM. It’s his last one. It will last until 1AM in the morning.

But I see you have the 8PM appointment. That’s a good one too. You got here early so you don’t have to wait as long as the others.

The line tends to be long during that time. A lot of people show up. They get off work, go home, grab a bite to eat, shower hopefully, and then come here to see Mr. Deadpool.

Oh, he does enjoy spending his time with the people. We call him the Willa Wonka of the Entertainment business.

Oh, I see you have a golden ticket. It’s the best one. It means you get a better view of Mr. Deadpool and you get to stay longer than the others.

You’re lucky! Let’s see. I didn’t get your name. Jimmy, is it? Well Jimmy, do you have a last name? Smith? That’s common. A common man name Jimmy Smith with a golden ticket.

How interesting Jimmy Smith. What is that you ask? Why do I keep calling him Mr. Deadpool and not Pool?

Well, Mr. Deadpool says I’m his Jeffrey and he’s the Fresh Prince. He decided to start calling himself the Fresh Prince after he was certified fresh at 84%.

I know. That’s Mr. Deadpool. He and Ms. Vanessa did upgrade to a better place with rooms that are not gathered in one small space.

Well, here’s your seat and your “Pool” plate. Blind Al really knows how to dress up Mary Jane in that lovely pink, black, and white paper bag she has.

There are also some roasted marshmallows which Negasonic Teenage Warhead roasted.

Go on! Don’t be shy! Besides, you should go ahead and get your fill of Mary Jane because once the others start coming in they will grab her from behind and have their fill of her.

Well, I hope you enjoy your time here with Mr. Deadpool Too! He’ll be with you shortly!

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