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Intel chief Dan Coats says "say what again" to Andrea Mitchell's question about Donald Trump's tweet
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 21, 2018

“Say what again,” is how Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats responded after NBC’s Andrea Mitchell asked him what he thought about Donald (PP) John Trump Sr., tweeting out that he and Vladimir “Poochie Pooh the Election Stealer” Putin have a second meeting in the works.

Like the other 323.11 million Americans, Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats didn’t know that the 45th president of the United States named Donald (PP) John Trump Sr., was going to tweet that not so bright idea on a Thursday morning.

I mean, that’s the type of dumb shit you keep to yourself. But then again, Donald PP John isn’t like those of us who have common sense.

He did decide to go ahead and schedule a meeting with Poochie Pooh the Election Stealer while an investigation into Poochie Pooh the Election Stealer’s stealing of the 2016 Presidential Election is still going on.

Donald PP John also thought it would not be a good idea to call off the scheduled meeting with Poochie Pooh the Election Stealer after the Department of Justice announced that 12 Russians were indicted for their role in interfering in the 2016 Presidential Election.

And oh yes, before I forget, those 12 Russians are members of the Russian intelligence agency GRU, which is part of the Russian military and is known for their stealing and killing.

But even with all of that being out there, Donald PP John decided he would go on. And go on, he did, to embarrass himself that is.

Donald PP John poured so much sugar and honey on Poochie Pooh the Election Stealer that the bees had to come and carry Poochie Pooh away.

The 45th president of these great United States of America told folks over there in Helsinki, Finland, that he didn’t “see any reason why it would be Russia” who would interfere in our elections.

Donald PP John did, however, see all kinds of reasons why it would be some 400 pound man sitting on his bed, eating tacos, nachos, and Doritos who stuck his little chubby hands into the 2016 ballot boxes.

That’s what Donald PP John says. And that ain’t even the worse of it. Our 72-year-old elderly president decided that he would make this cake shittier.

He shittied it up after he jumped in and answered a question that Reuters White House Correspondent Jeff Mason asked Poochie Pooh. Here’s what ol’ boy Mason asked Poochie Pooh, “Why should Americans and why should President Trump believe your statement that Russia did not intervene in the 2016 election given the evidence that U.S. intelligence agencies have provided?”

Here, Mason is telling Poochie Pooh that he not only disrespected the American people, but he disrespected the current American President named Donald John Trump Sr. Therefore, neither the American people or the current American president named Donald John Trump Sr., should believe any of the words coming out of Poochie Pooh’s mouth when it pertains to the United States’ elections.

Welp, ol’ Donald PP John there didn’t hear any of that. What he heard was, “Why should the American people believe that you don’t like Donald Trump?”

That’s what Donald PP John heard. If he didn’t hear it, he never would’ve let these words fly out of his mouth, “But as you know, the whole concept of that came up, perhaps a little bit before, but it came out as a reason why the Democrats lost an election; which frankly they should’ve been able to win because the Electoral College is much more advantageous to Democrats, as you know, then it is to Republicans.”

Yeah, Donald PP John has to give folks those same few lines; Democrats, Electoral College, bad, Hillary Clinton, 400 pound man eating tacos, Doritos, and nacho cheese. Hahaha, that’s ol’ Donald PP John there! He just doesn’t know any better. Bless his 72-year-old cantankerous heart!

Coats, however, wasn’t laughing. He came out with his own statement telling folks the intelligence community had already determined that Poochie Pooh the Election Stealer and his crew had “interfered” in the 2016 Presidential Election and that the “lights are blinking red,” signaling that the Russians will do it again.

FBI Director Christopher Wray and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell backed Coats up.

Wray said the Russians did it and that he doesn’t believe Special Counsel Robert Mueller is running a witch hunt; which Donald PP John is always accusing Mueller of running. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said the Russians did it and that “they better not do it again.”

As a matter of fact, Big Daddy Mitch said he got some brand new legislation he’s going to allow to go forth that will put the Ric Flair “Figure Four” hold on them and have the Russians tapping out.

I tell y’all, Big Daddy Mitch was madder than a whore less pimp about all of that sugar and honey Donald PP John was pouring on Poochie Pooh.

Big Daddy Mitch told Donald PP John to sit at that time out table, and read that apology letter a congressional and or White House staffer had written for him.

With his head hanging down low, his shoulders slump, and a sad look upon his face, our 72-year-old president sat at the time out table and read these words, “In a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word would instead of wouldn’t. The sentence should’ve been, ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia; sort of a double negative.”

Now don’t y’all go getting all uppity over the fact that the little ol’ fella mentioned the double negative part.

He’s a 72-year-old man who other grown men have placed in time out and made to read an apology letter. That’ll mess up anybody’s head.

So y’all just go on there and let the little ol’ fella have his fun by pointing out the double negative. Aint’ nothing wrong with that. And yes, that is a double negative in that last sentence.

Having said all of that, it really doesn’t matter because he said what he said and what he said now has the Russians dissing him.

The Russians are going around telling folks Donald PP John’s a Russian agent and that Poochie Pooh the Election Stealer is standing tall, looking good, and smelling good like Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean.

And what does Donald PP John do? He doesn’t hit back at the Russians. He starts talking about giving Americans to the Russians in exchange for the Russian’s help in matters dealing with Syria.

That shit there didn’t cut it. The Senate got up and voted 98-0 letting Donald PP John and his main man Poochie Pooh the Election Stealer know that it’ll be hell in heaven before they give one American over to the Russians to do anything to.

Needless to say, that 98-0 vote was enough for Donald PP John not to say anything else again about handing Americans over to the Russians.

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