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James Comey confirmed what those of us in our right minds already know
by Nathan'ette Burdine: March 21, 2017   Updated-March 25, 2017

Ol’ James Comey there just confirmed what those of us who are in our right minds already know.

And what those of us who are in our right minds already know is that for some time now, the FBI has been investigating Donald Trump (Street Corner Donald) and his crew’s connection to Russia’s hacking of the Democratic National Committee’s (DNC) emails.

On Monday, ol’ Comey there strolled on up there to the Hill and told the folks on the House Intelligence Committee, “The FBI, as part of our counter intelligence mission, is investigating the Russian government’s efforts to interfere in the 2016 Presidential Election. And that includes investigating the nature of any links between any individuals associated with the Trump campaign and the Russian government.”

Comey is quite clear, here. He is saying that everybody who was a part of Donald Trump’s campaign are being investigated for possibly being in cahoots with the Russians to do Hillary Clinton (The Hills) in.

Street Corner Donald, however, didn’t interpret Comey’s statement this way. After Street Corner Donald heard what ol’ Comey there had to say, Street Corner Donald tweeted that the FBI director had cleared he and his team.

Here is what Street Corner Donald tweeted, “FBI Director Comey: fmr. DNI Clapper “right” to say no evidence of collusion between Russia and Trump campaign.”

I must admit, this is a big improvement from two months ago when Street Corner Donald blamed the intelligence community for the drip, drip, drip about his campaign allegedly being in cahoots with the Russians to do The Hills in: “Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to “leak” into the public. One last shot at me. Are we living in Nazi Germany?”

The problem Street Corner Donald continues to have is that he isn’t too good with interpreting words that do not support his viewpoint of a situation.

It is clear that Comey is saying shit happened and we are going to find out who started the shit.

The shit, being, finding out who helped Russian President Vladimir Putin (Poochie Pooh) to meddle in our 2016 Presidential Election.

Texan and Republican Congressman Mike Conaway asked James Comey if Vladimir Putin wanted Donald Trump to win.

And Comey, being the straight shooter he is, simply said, “Correct. That they wanted to hurt our democracy. Hurt her, help him. Putin hated Secretary Clinton so much that-that the flip side of that coin was he had a clear preference for the person running against the person he hated so much. As the summer went on and the polls appeared to show that Secretary Clinton was going to win, the Russians sort of gave up and simply focused on trying to undermine her.”

According to TIME Magazine, Comey is right. Putin doesn’t like Clinton. He believes she stuck her nose in the Russian’s business when she told the Russian people that they have a right to “free, fair, transparent elections and leaders who are accountable to them.”

Welp, ol’ Poochie Pooh there didn’t like The Hills telling his people that they should have "free, fair, transparent elections" and be able to hold folks like him "accountable."

So Poochie Pooh began plotting how he could make sure that The Hills would never become a Mad-dame president.

Or, as ol’ Comey there put it to the House Intelligence Committee, “Hurt her, help him.”

And “help him,” Street Corner Donald, Poochie Pooh did. However, White House Press Secretary Sean “I’m not Melissa McCarthy” Spicer told everybody to hold on there because investigating something doesn’t mean there’s “proof” of any wrongdoing.

Now, this is true. Just because the po’ po’ is investigating you, it doesn’t mean you did something wrong.

On the other hand, the fact that Paul Manafort was fired as Donald Trump’s campaign manager after his Russian connections were revealed; along with Michael Flynn having the shortest stint as National Security Adviser in the country’s history is some good god-damn evidence that some shit was going down.

And as the old saying goes, “If it looks like a duck and it quacks like it duck, then it’s a muthafucking duck.”

Translation-Street Corner Donald and his crew are in trouble, trouble, trouble.

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