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Leeann Tweeden says Al Franken drew a picture of her as the devil
by Nathan'ette Burdine: November 22, 2017

During a press conference last Thursday, Leeann Tweeden told reporters that Senator Al Franken (D-MN) became so mad at her for not allowing him to French kiss her that he decided to get back at her by drawing a picture of her as the devil.

According to Tweeden, Franken kept up the alleged childish behavior for the two weeks that they were in Afghanistan doing a USO show for the troops.

She said that Franken did everything from making rude comments to drawing a picture of her with the devil’s horns, the devil’s tail, and the devil’s pitch fork.

At first, Franken had a sudden case of amnesia and said he didn’t remember the incident happening the way Tweeden described it.

His memory, however, was soon jogged after a photo of him grabbing Tweeden’s breast popped up on the on-line.

The image of Franken laughing while having his hands on Tweeden’s breast as she slept made Franken’s fellow democratic senators mad as hell that he had become their “Moore” problem.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) said he isn’t tolerating anyone in his party running around sexually harassing folks.

And Senator Amy Klobuchar (MN) , who is from Senator Al Franken’s home state of Minnesota, said that “this should not have happened to Leeann Tweeden.”

In the hopes of cooling down all the heat his hell was bringing upon himself and the Democrats, Franken told folks that he will be fine with an ethics investigation into his behavior.

And anyone who knows anything about an ethics investigation on Capitol Hill knows that Franken is cool with it because an ethics investigation is like the Catholic Church’s investigation into its many sex scandals; it’s going nowhere.

Franken knows his fellow senators, Republicans and Democrats, aren’t going to give him the boot for allegedly tonguing Tweeden, grabbing her breasts, and drawing her as the devil in carne.

There will have to be 67 senators voting to give Franken the boot. And as folks know about the senate, trying to get just 51 senators to agree on getting a bill pass is like trying to push a mountain into an ocean.

Now, this is not to say that Franken should not face some disciplinary action for his behavior.

It’s just that it’s unrealistic to expect the senate to give him more than a slap on the wrist. Franken knows this.

And it is why he’s come out defiant and said he isn’t going to resign. He’s going to stick it out and let the voters decide in 2020; which is when Franken’s up for re-election.

Unfortunately for him, the drip, drip, drip has begun. A woman by the name of Lindsay Menz is accusing Al Franken of grabbing her rear-end when he took a picture with her during the state fair in Minnesota.

And of course, Franken denies the allegations. But hey, that doesn’t matter because there’s a second woman and just as previous cases of sexual harassment allegations against other folks have shown more women are more than likely to come out accusing Franken of trying to get into their “pocket books (vaginas).”

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