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Man arrested after using portable toilet as
picture booth to take pictures of high school
girl swimmers from
by Nathan'ette Burdine: April 17, 2019

A 21-year-old man, by the name of Marc (Portal Potty Marc) Lawrence, got himself arrested after he allegedly used a portable toilet as his own personal picture booth to take pictures of high school girl swimmers from.

The whole incident happened in Santa Cruz, California, during a swim competition at Santa Cruz High School.

Everybody saw him. The parents saw him. The girls saw him. The coaches saw him. The athletic director saw him.

Everybody saw lil’ Portal Potty Marc taking nasty pictures of the girl swimmers. They were like, “Hey, hey, what are you doing there buddy. You get out of there! I’m calling the cops!” And “calling the cops,” the coaches and athletic director did do.

The po’ po’ came, got Portal Potty Marc, threw him in the back of the squad car and hauled him off to jail where they learned he had been running all around Santa Cruz taking nasty pictures of young girls from the portable potties.

Due to his also nasty ways, Portal Potty Marc has been charged with a slew of crimes which include child annoying, trespassing, disorderly conduct, and loitering.

The po’ po’ said those charges could be upgraded if they find more nasty pictures in Portable Potty Marc’s possession.

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