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Hahaha, take that
you aliens! MOXIE got
us humans breathable oxygen from Mars'
carbon dioxide rich atmosphere!
Totaled out Maserati SUV under a California freeway;
Man fleeing the police driving over 100 mph crashes girlfriend's Maserati SUV under
the freeway
Death has decided that 82 years is all Bernie Madoff will get in this life;
Death refused to let Bernie Madoff serve
out his 150-year prison sentence

Holy Cow;

Holy Cow

Mary the Cow is blessed by the
Lord thy God
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 13, 2021

The archangel Gabriel appeared to Mary the Holy Cow and spoke these words unto her: “Ye art blessed and highly favored! For the Lord thy God has chosen thee to bear fruit and labor.

From ye womb, ye shall bring forth four sons of Tom the Bull. Thy sons shall be named Jake, Jack, Joe, and Jim. They shall be strong and fearless bulls who will plant their seeds in many heifers.

Together, they will bring forth a new generation of heifers and bulls to lead the herd into the Valley of Vegans where milk will overflow and be as white as the fallen snow.

Fear not! For the Lord thy God is here. He knows a bull ye has never known. For faith and trust in the Lord thy God is all ye needs to make thy womb fertile ground for seeds to grow. The Holy Ghost shall fill thee on this Tuesday, July 13, 2021.

Trust in the Lord thy God so that thou days and thou generations’ days may be many and prosperous. Go forth, I say unto you, and do the Lord thy God’s will with Tom the Bull!

Blessed are they who come forth unto the Lord for they shall know pain and suffering no more.”


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