The archangel Gabriel appeared to Mary the Holy Cow and spoke these words unto her: “Ye art blessed and highly favored! For the Lord thy God has chosen thee to bear fruit and labor.
From ye womb, ye shall bring forth four sons of Tom the Bull. Thy sons shall be named Jake, Jack, Joe, and Jim. They shall be strong and fearless bulls who will plant their seeds in many heifers.
Together, they will bring forth a new generation of heifers and bulls to lead the herd into the Valley of Vegans where milk will overflow and be as white as the fallen snow.
Fear not! For the Lord thy God is here. He knows a bull ye has never known. For faith and trust in the Lord thy God is all ye needs to make thy womb fertile ground for seeds to grow. The Holy Ghost shall fill thee on this Tuesday, July 13, 2021.
Trust in the Lord thy God so that thou days and thou generations’ days may be many and prosperous. Go forth, I say unto you, and do the Lord thy God’s will with Tom the Bull!
Blessed are they who come forth unto the Lord for they shall no pain and suffering no more.”