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Michael Che knows Donald
Trump can't hold water
by Nathan'ette Burdine: May 27, 2017
 


Michael Che, co-host of Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” with Colin Jost, knows that Donald Trump can’t hold water.

And Che, like the other normal folks, knows ol’ Trump there can’t hold water because of Trump snitching super-secret classified information to his BFF’s, the Russians.

Che said about Trump, “Trump handles government secrets like my aunts handle church gossip. I bet everything he leaks to Russia starts with “Russia girl, sit down.”

According to the folks over there at The Washington Post, ol’ Trump there told “Russian girls,” Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Russian Ambassador to the U.S. Sergei Kislyak, the name of the Israeli spy providing all the dirt on those no-gooders ISIS fighters.

When he was asked about it, Trump flat out denied it and said he didn’t do it. In fact, his national security advisor, H.R. McMaster, stood at the podium during a press conference and said “Trump didn’t know the name of the source.”

Weeelll, fast forward to this week and that all important foreign trip where ol’ Trump there stood before the Israelis and confirmed that he did indeed snitch. “I never mentioned Israel. Never,” Trump told the Israelis. Translation, “I said something but the something I said wasn’t about them.”

But as with all things Trump, this is not the first time that he snitched to “Russia girl.”

During that same conversation that Trump had with “Russia girl” about the Israeli spy, Trump took the time to snitch on himself to his “Russian girl-friends” about why he fired former FBI Director James Comey.

According to the New York Times, Trump bragged to Lavrov and Kislyak about firing Comey, “a real nut job” who caused Trump “great pressure because of Russia.”

And now that Comey’s been shown the door marked exit, the pressure from the Russian investigation has, according to Trump, been “taken off.”

Now, there were many reasonable folks who shook their heads and said, “Lawd, Lawd, Lawd,” when they heard about how Trump snitched on himself about why he really got rid of ol’ Comey there.

Like Che, Jost knows that what's wrong with Trump is he is not right in the head. Jost said, "The only people Trump ever interacts with are conspiracy theorists, Russian gangsters, and Scott Baio. Comey is probably so normal that to Trump he seems insane. He’s like, ‘You gotta meet this lunatic. He’s got one wife, owns zero helicopters, and he doesn’t even believe Hillary Clinton runs a sex ring out of a pizza shop. Total nut job!’”

And this is true. Comey is like the rest of us normal folks. He’s worked in the same field for over 20 years. The highlight of his career was getting promoted to the position of director of the FBI.

But like so many folks who put all they have in a company, Comey was thrown out once he was no use to the new boss who had to show off to his “Russian girlfriends.”








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