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No Speaker in the House
bby Nathan'ette Burdine: January 4, 2023

No Speaker in the House! The House Republicans decided not once, or twice, but thrice times to not choose somebody, anybody from their party to be the next Speaker of the House.

The one man, Kevin McCarthy, who thought he was heir apparent to the Speaker’s throne, couldn’t get enough folks in his court to put him on the Speaker’s throne.

There, ol’ Kev Kev, spent his entire time in congress wooing Republicans from the far right, to the middle, to the right just so he could become the Speaker.

Kev Kev showed nothing but love to his Republican bros and gals. He kissed Donald Trump’s “fudge cakes” after Trump sent a crowd of “peacekeepers” to Congress on January 6, 2021.

Kev Kev gave Liz Cheney the boot after she refused to stop working with the Dems during their investigation of the “peacekeeping” mission to Congress on January 6, 2021.

Kev Kev also said that he wouldn’t fund the government or provide aide to Ukraine because keeping the government open and helping Ukraine to stop Russia from aborting their unborn children were the Democrats’ thing.

By all accounts, Kev Kev has been a good ol’ boy! Heck, he’s been such a good ol’ boy that he’s even agreed to lower the number of votes needed to kick him off the Speaker’s throne from half within his party in the House to just five members in his party in the House.

And anybody who’s been watching the TV or reading the news knows that it’s exactly five male Republican species who see Kev Kev as the enemy within. The five male Republican species who say, “Aw hell to the naw, naw, naw,” to Kev Kev are none other than Congressmen Matt Gaetz (FL), Andy Biggs (AZ), Ralph Norman (SC), Bob Good (VA, and Matt Rosendale (MT). So yeah, Kev Kev wouldn’t’ve been on the Speaker’s throne for long because those five just don’t like him.

Come to think of it, a lot of House Republicans don’t like him. 19, 19, 20 were the vote counts against him. 218! So close and so far away! What is Kev Kev to do! Should he let the House Republicans continue beating him with the whuppin’ stick, or should he crawl on his hands and knees, begging and pleading to the Democrats to give him free!

What is a man he who will never be Speaker of the House to do?!

Poor Kev Kev!


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