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by Nathan'ette Burdine: August 19, 2018

October 16th is the date when the Roseanne spinoff, The Connors , will air on CTV and ABC.

The Connors will focus on the family without Roseanne. However, they’ll still have to deal with the same things they had to deal with before Roseanne got gone. Things like being broke, having an extra mouth to feed, the government taking too much money out of their checks for taxes, bills and more bills, and praying that God will bless them one day.

As many of y’all know, Roseanne had to take the first train smoking after she tweeted out that Valerie Jarrett looks like a cross between a monkey and those jihadi loving muthafuckas.

Here’s what she tweeted exactly, “Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj.”

The joke isn’t funny and it also isn’t an accurate representation of the superior beings that the apes think they are.

If you know anything about those apes on Planet of the Apes , you know that they aren’t going to be lying down with an inferior being who’s so twisted that they will kill themselves in the name of a being that nobody has ever seen. That right there will mess up those apes’ gene pool.

You can’t be diluting the superior gene pool with the genes of a fool. You can’t do that, now. So yeah, Roseanne had to go.

You can’t be accusing those highly intelligent apes of wanting to make a baby with those short wired Muslim brotherhood nimpkoopoos.

But most importantly, you can’t be accusing those apes of wanting to make a baby with a human who the apes just know are inferior to them. That, in and of itself, is a fireable offense; accusing them superior apes of doing an inferior being. Stupid humans!

Anyways, Roseanne is one not so right in the head human who will be alright. She’ll get her royalty checks.

And due to the fact that so many people let the folks over there at ABC know that they were taking food out of the production assistants’, the writers’, and the editors’ mouths, the blue collar and middle class folks working on The Connors show will be alright too.

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