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SNL gave Nike a good idea
by Nathan'ette Burdine: April 9, 2018

Saturday Night Live (SNL) has given Nike a really good idea about a new product the shoe and apparel company should market to the women folks. And that new product is none other than Pro-Chiller Leggings. Pro-Chiller Leggings motto is, “Because what you do is who you are.”

Pro-Chiller Leggings are the pants for the everyday woman who does nothing but chill all day because that is who she is.

The everyday woman is comfortable. She isn’t uptight. So if you are an everyday woman who likes to chill out on the floor, in the chair, on the couch, or in the bed, Pro-Chiller Leggings will be right for you.

The pants allow you to be as flexible as you want to be. You can fold your legs up, stretch your legs out, or put your legs down.

Pro-Chiller Leggings pants are comfortable. There’s no riding up your butt crack or any itching.

You can wear the pants anywhere and not have to worry about stopping and looking around to make sure nobody is watching while you are digging out of your butthole.

Pro-Chiller Leggings don’t ride up into your “backdoor.” These pants are just comfortable and flexible. But most importantly, Pro-Chiller Leggings allow you to do all the things you like to do like laying on the couch, eating potato chips, and watching TV.

Pro-Chiller Leggings are the pants that the everyday woman needs.

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