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Two grown men dancing;
Happy is how we
Curb Your Enthusiasm
fans are feeling about Richard Lewis doing an episode of Curb
season 11
Twitter Bird Logo;
DID Twitter was
trending after it went down for 30 minutes
on Friday
AMC Theatres 'Welcome Back to the Movies';
AMC Theatres to moviegoers-Welcome
Back to the Movies

Freddy Kruger;

Freddy Kruger 

Scary movie characters' life advice
by Nathan'ette Burdine: October 31, 2021

Freddy Kruger;
Freddy-Sweet dreams
are killers.

Jason Voorhees walking out of a lake with chains around his body;
Jason-Stay out of the
deep end.

Michael Myers standing outside a wooded area;
Michael Myers-Looking
like grease monkey
Dan helps you to
blend in.

Chucky surrounded by Chucky dolls;
Chucky-Never let a
good guy out of
the box.

Candyman in a parking garage;
Candyman-A candy
hook is how they
get you.

Bloody Mary in the mirror;
Bloody Mary-Mirrors
reflect badly.

Pinhead opening the box;
Pinhead-Boxes are
made for trapping.

Tales From The Crypt Crypt Keeper sitting down with a big book on the table;
Crypt Keeper-Don’t
become the scary
story that I tell.

Dracula afraid of the sun;
Dracula-The sun is bad.

Zombies walking around;
Zombies-Living isn’t
for the dead.


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