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"Shithouses" is what Donald Trump really said
by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 14, 2018

Some folks are saying that Donald Trump really said the folks coming over from Africa and Haiti come from “shithouse” countries.

There are those of you who will say there is no difference between shithouse and shithole because all of it has shit in it.

However, the difference lies in the fact that there can be no shithouse without a shithole.

A shithole lets out the shit in the house that makes the house a shithouse. Keep in mind, a shithole is nothing but an asshole that lets out more shit than a normal person’s ass would.

An asshole is also a person who enjoys causing as much trouble as he/she possibly can at the expense of others.

Unfortunately for our current president, he fits the definition of an asshole right down to a T.

Trump is constantly on the Twitter keeping up shit with everybody from North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to former Miss America pageant winners. Trump loves to keep up trouble, now.

It’s what keeps his little old cantankerous heart a beating. And allegedly telling folks that those Africans and Haitians have so much shit in them that they’ll come over here and turn our country into the shithouses that they left is one way for the 45th president of the United States to keep up shit.

Being the man who is going to “Make America Great Again,” ol’ Trump there knows that he can’t “Make America Great Again” if our country is letting folks in who Trump believes produce more shit than he does.

As the 45th president of the United States, it’s Trump’s job to turn our country into a shithouse.

He can’t be supporting any policies or laws that allow immigrants to come in and take the job of shit keeper upper away from the 45th president of the United States.

That’s what Trump campaign against, importing in foreign labor and exporting our jobs. And now, Congress wants to import folks into this country to do Trump’s job of keeping up shit. Hell, he’s already proven he’s excellent at his job of shit keeper upper.

Trump took his ass to the White House and let out so much shit that he turned it into the shithouse.

“Making America Great Again” by shitting all over everything is all Donald J. Trump Sr. is trying to do.

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