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Some say drugs,not a woman, is what led to Angelina Jolie leaving Brad Pitt
by Nathan'ette Burdine: September 22, 2016

Welp, it looks like Brad Pitt may be in the pits for a while. Some people are saying that drugs and not a woman is what ended Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s marriage.

TMZ quoted several “creditable sources” who said that Jolie filed for divorce yesterday because of Pitt’s love of weed (Mary Jane) and alcohol (the bottle).

According to TMZ, Pitt’s love of Mary Jane and the bottle caused Jolie to be concerned about their six children. TMZ quoted the “creditable sources” as saying, “it’s ALL about Brad and their 6 kids.”

For their part, Jolie and Pitt did say that the “kids” were important in their decision to separate. Pitt told People Magazine that “what matters most now is the well-being of our kids,” while Jolie’s attorney told People Magazine that “this decision was made for the health of the family.”

Although Jolie and Pitt said that the children were an important part of their decision, there are other reports citing sources which say that Brangelina’s romance is ending because of Pitt’s alleged affair with his co-star, Marion Cotillard, on the movie set of Allied.

Pitt has a reputation for finding his dames on movie sets. During his marriage to Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met and “fell in love” on the set of Mr. and Mrs Smith. The two were so into each other that they decided to adopt and have children together.

Although the two met and started a family back in 2005, they didn’t legalize their union until 2014. During their lovey-dovey phase, Pitt told Esquire Magazine that he was a happy, happy, happy man (note the three happies were made famous by the Duck Dynasters).

In fact, Pitt was so low before he met his soul mate, Ms. Jolie that he had turned to the devil’s pie (drugs) in order to get some peace and happiness in his life. Pitt told Esquire Magazine, “ For a long time, I thought I did too much damage-drug damage.”

Pitt told Esquire Magazine that all of this “drug damage” that he had done to himself was done “about a decade ago.”

In other words, Pitt was doing “drug damage” to himself when he was married to Jennifer Aniston, who has found love with a fella name Justin Theroux.

Unfortunately for Pitt, a whore pattern is developing for him. Fast forward from 2003 to 2016, and it is quite clear that this is just the same song with a somewhat different cast.

Instead of Aniston losing Pitt to a dame on a movie set, it is now allegedly Jolie losing Pitt to a dame on a movie set.

And instead of Pitt inferring that his relationship with Aniston turned him onto the devil’s pie, it is now sources inferring that Pitt’s relationship with Jolie turned him back onto the devil’s pie.

So yeah, it looks like Pitt and not his dames is the problem.

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