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Stephen Colbert has given Sen. Kamala Harris
a nickname
by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 20, 2017

Stephen Colbert has given first term California Senator Kamala Harris a new name, “Mom from a cereal ad.”

Now, it’s true. She does look like she could’ve been one of those Stepford wives, posing in a cereal ad.

Unfortunately for Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions, Senator Kamala Harris isn’t a Stepford wife.

She is a sitting U.S. Senator and the former Attorney General for the state of California who, during the Senate Intelligence Hearing last Thursday, used her intelligence and words to cut into the U.S. attorney general like a butcher cuts into a hog.

Senator Kamala Harris had Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions twitching, itching, sweating, stressing, and confessing all at the same damn time.

I mean, she had the poor little ol’ man so confused that he couldn’t remember the Department of Justice’s policy on not prosecuting the sitting president of the United States.

In fact, the little ol’ fella told Harris about her line of questioning pertaining to the DOJ’s policy, “Well, I’m unable to answer-I’m not able to be rushed this fast, it makes me nervous.” And nervous, he was.

Take a gander down below to see the exchange between the “Mom from a cereal ad” and ol’ Beauregard Sessions there.

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