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Stephen Colbert knows what's wrong with
Jeff Sessions
by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 20, 2017

Ol’ Stephen Colbert there knows what’s really wrong with Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions.

Let ol’ Colbert tell it, Sessions is a closeted pot head who hates on pots heads who were never in the closet.

As evidence of this point, Colbert highlighted ol’ Beauregard Session’s strange behavior during his testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee last Tuesday.

The strange behavior ol’ Beauregard Sessions displayed was classic pot head behavior. Ol’ Beauregard showed signs of “dry mouth, paranoia,” he couldn’t stop laughing, and he had “memory loss.”

Now, not any of these behaviors were in any specific order. They just occurred randomly throughout the testimony.

Take a gander down below to see the video showing how ol’ Beauregard Sessions there is showing signs that he is a closeted pot head.

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