The folks over The Ellen DeGeneres show (Ellen) have decided the best way to keep up the resident “Queen B’s” “good girl” façade is by getting rid of the three producers
who allowed the stage hands to pull back the curtains, revealing “America’s Not So Sweet Heart.” Ed Glavin, Kevin Leman, and Jonathan Norman
found themselves out of a job after former and current “Ellen” employees (the anonymous ones) feed a lot of buzz to Buzzfeed (the Buzzfeeders) about how degenerous Ms. DeGeneres really is.
The anonymous ones swear up and down that all of the evil and hate in Ellen DeGeneres’ heart has done nothing but trickle down like piss from a Coca Cola filled eight-year-old boy to everyone working on the show.
“That ‘be kind’ bullshit only happens when the cameras are on. It’s all for show. I know they give money to people and help them out, but it’s all for show,” is what one of the anonymous ones
told the Buzzfeeders.
Another one of the anonymous ones told the Buzzfeeders that the work
environment was so toxic that it caused folks to just poof, up and
disappear. “We had Friday morning weekly meetings, and sometimes people who
we worked with forever just wouldn’t be there, like, they disappeared, and
it was never explained,” said one of the anonymous ones
“And it was never explained” because anybody who dares to speak out about the wicked witch posing as the Wizard of Oz will find themselves thrown out on their hides.
Y’all don’t believe me?! Well, just read what another one of the anonymous ones
had to say about the Negative Nellies and Debbie Downers who dare rain on the “Queen B’s” parade with their light of truth: “They feel that everybody who works at The Ellen Show is lucky to work there-‘so if you have a problem, you should leave because we’ll hire someone else because everybody wants to work here.’”
Now…I know…there’re folks who’ll say that God didn’t put it in Ellen’s heart to be anything but “kind,” and all of that ruckus is being kept up by a few no gooders like Ed Glavin, Kevin Leman, and Jonathan Norman who were design to do nothing but wrong.
Ellen gives to the good, the bad, the ugly, the dogs, the cats, and the fish. She has so much love in her heart to give that it just comes pouring out like skittles from a magical rainbow. Therefore, those stories aren’t true that y’all are hearing about Ellen DeGeneres trafficking in the hell fires of hate.
Ellen isn’t evil! She’s God sent! Ellen’s the angel that Mother Teresa wishes she could’ve been! So y’all know that a woman like Ellen, who has the light of God illuminating from her very being, can’t be the devil in carne that the anonymous ones are making her out to be.
All of that would be believable if the anonymous ones’ claims that Ellen DeGeneres ain’t nothing but the shepherd for the devil wasn’t supported by other folks’ nightmare stories about working on Ellen’s team.
There’re the stage hands
who came out talking about how Ellen refused to pay them their due pay, like her colleagues John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, and Samantha Bae did for their workers, and instead opted to bring in non-union workers so that she wouldn’t cut into her $50 million a year salary during these coronavirus times.
There’s the comedy fella, Kevin T. Porter
, who, back on the 20th of March of this year, got folks to tweet out stories about their “Ellen De Generous” experiences.
Benjamin Siemon, a TV writer, was one of the many people who responded to Kevin T. Porter’s tweet. “A new staff member was told every day she picks someone different to really hate. It’s not your fault, just suck it up for the day and she’ll be mean to someone else the next day. They didn’t believe it but it ended up being entirely true,” is what Benjamin Siemon tweeted
And then there’s the YouTube star, Nikkie de Jager, of the show Nikkie Tutorials. Nikkie de Jager
told folks that Ellen is such a cold hearted, nasty, low down dirty so and so that Ellen inconvenienced her bathroom time by taking the bathroom next to her, Nikkie de Jager, dressing room and giving it to the Jonas Brothers.
Ellen DeGeneres, though, ain’t paying any of that any never mind.
She doesn’t care how folks see her. And why should she?! Money and Power
helps the rich and famous’ sweep their messes up under the rugs. Ellen’s three hundred plus million dollar fortune, plus her connections to Warner Brother’s Televisions’ big wigs, is more than enough to ensure that folks like Ed Glavin, Kevin Leman, and Jonathan Norman continue taking the fall for all of Ellen’s messes that she and her WB Television buddies makes them sweep away.