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This picture of
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Human Compost Worm Food;

The Hill's photo  





This picture of human compost
reminds folks they will become
worm food
by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 8, 2019
 


Looking at that picture will make somebody not want to compost his remains. I mean, just look at the words there compost, remains, and then there’re the worms and the dirt.

Nobody wants to be reminded that he is going to become worm food. And that is exactly what that picture shows happening when folks compost their remains.

They become worm food faster than what they would have if they were just casket sharp.

That embalming fluid increases the chances of them looking in that casket the way those Egyptian pharaohs did before they graduated to a new life.

Maybe not that good, but y’all get the point. With the help of that embalming fluid, dead folks can at least bring all of their ghost buddies over and be like, “We still look the same!” But with that compost stuff, unh-unh, a ghost’s buddies will be like, “Jim, you look like you went through.”

Don’t be like Jim! Keep your body looking brand new in your afterlife!






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