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Tiffany Haddish had a Cate Blanchett moment
on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
by Nathan'ette Burdine: August 17, 2017

Tiffany Haddish had a Cate Blanchett moment on Stephen Colbert, reminding folks why the tree of life is so important.

Like Blanchett, Haddish said her honey pot is a place of love, warmth, and comfort.

Y’all remember when back in March of this year Blanchett appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and told him that all of her “kindness,” “compassion,” and her “moral compass” all lie in her “Vagina?”

And here’s what Haddish said, “Look, I sleep with people to heal them, not for roofs over my head. Cause I got magical powers. This is where, you know, life comes from, it heals.”

Now, here’s some context. Haddish was telling Colbert about the hard times she had gone through about 13-years ago.

Tiffany Haddish told Stephen Colbert that fellow comedian, Kevin Hart, happened to bump into her one day and saw that she was living out of her car.

And according to Haddish, Hart didn’t understand why a pretty young lady like herself was homeless.

Because after all, men folks are more than willing and able to provide food, water, shelter, some money, a car, health insurance, dental insurance, hair and nail allowance to a beautiful woman like Ms. Haddish there.

Welp, Haddish wasn’t having any of that. So, she let Hart know that her beauty doesn’t mean she’s willing to give up her booty for food, water, shelter, and hair and make-up allowance.

But despite all of that, Haddish, like Blanchett, says that there within her special place are special healing powers that can bring and keep any man up. And all I can say to that is, “God Bless ҆em.”

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