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Toronto Mayor John Tory

Toronto Mayor John Tory
resigns after admitting
he cheated on his wife
of 44 years with a
31-year-old ex-staffer
by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 13, 2023

Welp, Toronto Mayor John (Good Guy Johnny Boy, the Good Guy) Tory is taking stage exit left after admitting that he cheated on his wife, Barbara (Ms. Barbara) Hackett, with an ex-staffer who is young enough to be he and his wife’s grand-child.

Just to be clear, I’m saying grandchild because the identity of the ex-staffer has not been revealed.

As many of y’all know, a man who is married could very well be into men. Y’all remember that fella over there in New Jersey, Jim (Jimmy Mick) McGreevey?! He was married twice. Kari Schultz was his first wife, and Dina Matos was his second wife. Jimmy Mick has two children, one with Schultz and another with Matos. His, second marriage ended after he was forced to resign as governor due to his liking the men folks more than he does the women folks.

Well, actually, he had other problems that contributed to his resigning. Those other problems included his dealings with his fundraiser, David D’Amiano, who was given a two-year stay in prison for stealing $40,000 from a farmer. Then there’s Jimmy Mack business dealings with Jared Kushner’s daddy, Charles Kushner, who then U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey Chris Christie ended up putting in prison for tax fraud, intimidating his (Charles Kushner) brother and sister who were witnesses in the case, and lying to the Federal Election Commission. So yeah, there’s a lot more to this story about Good Guy Johnny Boy resigning then what they’re saying.

Now, just to be clear, I’m not saying that the lot more is Good Guy Johnny Boy being into men. I’m just saying that we don’t know if the young ex-staffer was a boy, girl, them, or a they.

What we do know is that Good Guy Johnny Boy and Ms. Barbara are 68-years old and the young ex-staffer is 31 years old. Let’s do the math. All Good Guy Johnny Boy and Ms. Barbara need is a 48-year-old child who had an accident at 17! The accident, of course, is the grandchild. Math, it’s so fun!

Speaking of math, one plus one plus one equals three too many people in a relationship. For some reason or another, the Good Guy didn’t figure that one out. Instead, he looked at that youngin’ and decided he wanted to feel like a young man again. So, he took some Viagra pills and made it do what it do. After one, two, or three times of having mini heart attacks after making it do what it do, the Good Guy decided he better get back home to the woman who knows what his heart medication bottle looks like.

The Good Guy, there, wouldn’t be in this mess if it wasn’t for COVID-19 and the folks over at the Toronto Star telling on him. The COVID-19 pandemic had him working those late hours. He and the staffer alone, in the office, trying to decide who should give the needle, who should take the needle, and if the mask should be on or off whenever the needle was given and or taken.

Decisions, decision, decisions will lead to decisions that place one in some really, really bad positions!

Recognizing that his downward dog has got him all caught up and tied down like a hog, Good Guy Johnny Boy verified what the Toronto Star folks said by squealing on himself. “It came at a time when Barb, my wife of 40-plus years and I were enduring many lengthy periods apart while I carried out my responsibilities during the pandemic. As a result, I have decided I will step down as Mayor so I can take the time to reflect on my mistakes and to do the work of rebuilding the trust of my family. I deeply regret having to step away from a job that I love in a city that I love even more. I believe, in my heart, it is best to fully commit myself to the work that is required to repair these most important (family) relationships as well,” is what The Daily Mail folks quoted the Toronto Star folks as saying he said.

There are those like Rosie DiManno, a columnist with the Toronto Star, who believes the Good Guy should have stayed. “He deceived his spouse, not the electorate. That was no cause to resign…Ethics can be hard to quantify, integrity resistant to facile calibration, character a reductive construct. A person can be two things at once or different things in separate situations. A man can love his wife and still philander, to use another judgment-heavy term,” is what DiManno wrote in her column. In other words, all he did was play around in a youthful spring that is legal. Therefore, the only person who has a right to kick him out of her life is the woman he’s been legally servicing for 44 years.

Now, y’all remember how I told y’all about Jimmy Mack and his involvement with crooks like Jared Kushner’s daddy, Charles Kushner? Welp, that is the lot more they aren’t telling us.

Y’all see, the thing that DiManno isn’t paying attention to is the fact that whenever a man who’s presented himself as straighter than 180, like John The Good Guy Tory does, walks away from a job after it comes out that he’s been swimming in unholy waters, then it’s due to his concern about other things coming out that will darken that all too perfect image of his.

And 10 out of 10 times corruption are the other things that come out.


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