Florida, brace yourselves! There is another hurricane headed your way! According to the folks over at The Weather Channel, Tropical Storm Nicole is expected to arrive as a Category 1 hurricane in Florida.

Nicole’s arrival time is late Wednesday night and her arrival place is Miami. Nicole will be travelling from Florida, to Georgia, the Carolinas, to Virginia, through New York, and New Hampshire where her trip will end on Saturday morning.

While making her way up from the Southeast to the Northeast, Nicole will be bringing along with her storm surges, flooding, and heavy rains.

Considering the fact that they had to put up with her bro Ian’s presence, Floridians are not liking the fact that she is stopping by. And stopping by a little over two weeks shy of the Thanksgiving holiday, mind you.

When asked why she is stopping by so close to Thanksgiving holiday, Nicole responded, “I’m just here to enjoy the Florida sun. I want to get my hair wet, get some sand between my toes, and drink as many Mojitos as I can and then spit them out on you humans!” Smooches!”

Nicole was asked what she thought about she and her siblings time on land leading to a lot of death and destruction. And as to be expected, Nicole didn’t take any responsibility for her actions. She just said, “It’s not my fault you humans don’t know how to party hard with the hurricanes!”

These hurricanes are disrespectful.