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Under the Radar
Hahaha, take that you aliens! MOXIE got us humans breathable oxygen
from Mars' carbon dioxide rich atmosphere!

by Nathan'ette Burdine: April 23, 2021
Totaled out Maserati SUV under a California freeway;
Man fleeing the police driving over 100
mph crashes girlfriend's Maserati SUV
under the freeway

Death has decided that 82 years is all Bernie Madoff will get in this life;
Death refused to let Bernie Madoff serve
out his 150-year prison sentence

Kid gives an uh-oh look after breaking fake car window;
Parents trick their kid
into breaking a fake
car window
YouTube screenshot of cat turning off the water;
Humans do not understand what
no water means
19-year-old Brandon Soules jail photo after getting caught falsifying a kidnapping report in Arizona;
A young Arizona man kidnapped himself
because he did not
want to go to work

Australian grandmother tackles 42-year-old flip flop wearing Gen Xer purse thief;  An Australian grandmother  tackled a flip flop wearing Gen  Xer purse thief
 An Australian grandmother gave a 42-year- old flip flop wearing Gen Xer purse  snatching thief the proper “act right” that his  parents obviously did not give to him.

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 28, 2021

BC Farmer Chris Paulson holding Tuffnut the lynx by the back of the neck;  B.C. farmer scolded a lynx for  killing two of his chickens
 BC farmer Chris Paulson-First the owl and  then you. Huh? Yeah, let’s go have a look at  this damage.

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 27, 2021

Walton Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy The Righteous Gemstones;  Talking interrupts working
 Shhh, no talking while working.

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 25, 2021

Jack Nicholson;  Somebody in there is calling
 his name

 Sometimes, yourself will talk to you.

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 24, 2021

Snow dragon Jasper;  Have you all seen snow dragon  Jasper?!
 A Chicago couple, Warren Window and  Alexis Hoffman, sculpted a snow dragon, in  their front yard, which they named after their  neighbor's young son, Jasper.

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 22, 2021

Dog giving the human the look after getting invisible treats;  Dog gives the human the look
 The 11 seconds that it takes for the dog to  figure out that his human is fake giving him  treats is more evidence that our four legged  friends have evolve more than we thought.

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: February 10, 2021

Canine Not Happy With Pillow Humping Dog;  Canines across the world are
 not happy with the pillow  humping dog stopping his  humping

 Imhotepphaestus the Beagle Hound spoke
 to a room of canines about the grave error  committed by the Jack Russell terrier fox  mix

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 25, 2021

Warning Sign To Not Let Moose Lick Your Car;  Maury the Moose speaks out  against Canadian officials' salt  lick ban
 It’s preposterous for anyone to think that we  moose support the Canadian officials  prohibiting the humans from letting us lick
 the salt off their cars.

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: December 11, 2020

Double Red Rainbow over the Bay Bridge ;  Hey, there's a double red  rainbow in the sky!
 Hey, did y’all see the double red rainbow
 that came tip toeing across California’s night  skies?!

 by Nathan'ette Burdine: August 26, 2020

Ronald McDonald looking sad;  Sorry Mickey Ds but folks will  be chowing down on that  Thanksgiving turkey and  Christmas ham for a while
 Poor Mickey Ds will be short on money for  about two to three months there because folks  are going to be spending their time chowing  down on that Thanksgiving turkey and  Christmas ham for a while.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: January 14, 2020

Jason Alexander is chillaxing;  Chillaxing
 Jason Alexander is chillaxing.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 28, 2019

Chucky busting out of the good guy package;  Those Energizer batteries got  Chucky going
 Those Energizer batteries got a 'good guy'
 like Chucky going off the chain.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 27, 2019

Minion holding a banana;  The minion knows what a  banana is
 The minion knows the difference between
 an apple and a banana.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 26, 2019

Kitten with headphones on his head;  He's rockin' out to an also
 dope beat

 This little fella here loves listening to music!

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 25, 2019

Bruce Lee Smiling;  Don't let that smile fool you,  now
 Don't ever let a person's smile fool you into  thinking that you know what he's thinking.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 24, 2019

A cartoon drawing of the devil laughing and running away from humans after making the Earth hot as hell;  The devil letting the hot air
 out of hell is what caused the  heatwave

 Lucifer got out of his bed and told the demons  to open up all of the windows in order to let  the hot air out; which is causing the massive  heatwave that is covering our little globe.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 21, 2019

Will Ferrell cryiing while trying to drink wine in a hospital bed;  Don't whine while you're drinking  wine
  Whining will make you spill all of your wine.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 17, 2019

Keegan-Michael Key threatening to throw a student out the window;  Teaching will make you throw  somebody out the window, now
  High blood pressure, stress, and bouts of anger   are all caused by teaching 'children who are our   future'.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 16, 2019

Sylvester the Catis trying to grab Tweety Bird;  Tweety Bird always outsmarts the  putty tat
  Hahaha, Tweety Bird is proof that a bird's brain   is far more advance than a cat's brain!

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 13, 2019

Abraham Lincoln holding a boombox;  Abe went "Back to the Future"
 to get that boombox

  Abe travelled back in time to 1989 to a house   party and grabbed that boombox.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 11, 2019

Charlie Day It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;  A picture is worth a thousand  words
  Using a picture of Bruce Jenner as your resume   will get you an interview.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 7, 2019

Stephen Colbert has the flag over his shoulders and painted on his hands;  America, yeah!
  America is the coolest country, ever,
  on this planet...and in the universe!

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 4, 2019

Sandlot 'Baking Like A Toasted Cheeser. It's So Hot Here!';  The cheese you're smelling is your
 skin melting

  The scorching summer heat has everybody   smelling like cheese!

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 30, 2019

Chevy Chase Saying He's No Fool;  Some fools are harder to fool than  others
  It's harder to fool a fool who's 'not your ordinary   everyday fool.'

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 28, 2019

A cat putting on eye glasses and reading;  Evolution is always happening
  The cat can put on eye glasses and read a book.

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 27, 2019

It smells like farts during the summer;  The smells of summer are like
 no other

  The smells of summer are funky!

  by Nathan'ette Burdine: June 21, 2019

Bill Murray smoking and not caring about anything;
Not caring is the key to having a happy life
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 18, 2019

The Office Steve Carell fussing about the sun;
Some people don't like the sun
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 17, 2019

Cat in a bathtub;
Who's interrupting meow time?!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 15, 2019

Bill Murray beating up the clock;
The right time got the clock beat up
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 13, 2019

Cat pressing the nuclear button;
This red button will teach those humans not to declaw me
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 7, 2019

The Addams Family Little Girl Dancing;
WATCH ME! I got it!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 5, 2019

Ted the teddy bear throwing an apple;
Muthafuckas are gonna take it!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
June 1, 2019

Smiling Lady with 'Help Me' written on a coffee cup;
Don't believe the words on a cup
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
May 18, 2019

Minion Showing His Butt;
Don't be jelly!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
May 17, 2019

Jeff Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm;
He's a smart man
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
May 15, 2019

Ferris Buellers Day Off;
Take Your Child to Work Day is really a no school day for your child
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
April 25, 2019

Minion playing the guitar;
Now you see me! Now you don't!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
April 1, 2019

Fox show Lucifer;
Even the devil gets tired of people
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 28, 2019

The Hateful Eight Joe Gage writing a letter to mother;
Joe Gage's mama ran away from him
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 23, 2019

Frozen Lady;
She did it!
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 21, 2019

Bill Murray Smoking;
Humans are the number one cause
of smoking

by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 16, 2019

Mega Millions Lottery Winner Mike Weirsky;
An unemployed New Jersey man's ex-wife wants some of his $273 million jackpot
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 15, 2019

Jaguar is resting peacefully in a tree;
A jaguar attacked a woman who tried taking a selfie during his private time
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 12, 2019

Supernatural Dean trying to stay awake;
That sleep will catch up with you
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 11, 2019

Mark Wahlberg looking around;
He'll figure it out
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 2, 2019

Saturday Night Live Will Ferrell as George Walker Bush;
The look you give when you think Thursday is Friday
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
March 1, 2019

President George Washington sitting in a chair;
George Washington curses the presidents on Presidents Day
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
February 18, 2019

Woman has a sneaky look on her face;
Woman admits to praying for the polar vortex to come
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
February 8, 2019

Human Compost Worm Food;
This picture of human compost reminds folks they'll become worm food
by Nathan'ette Burdine:
January 8, 2019