Don't whine while you're drinking wine
Teaching will make you throw somebody out the window, now
Tweety Bird always outsmarts the putty tat
Abe went "Back to the Future" to get that boombox
A picture is worth a thousand words
The cheese you're smelling is your
Some fools are harder to fool than others
Evolution is always happening
The smells of summer are like no other
Not caring is the key to having a
Some people don't like the sun
Who's interrupting meow time?!
The right time got the clock beat up
This red button will teach those humans not to declaw me
WATCH ME! I got it!
Muthafuckas are gonna take it!
Don't believe the words on a cup
Don't be jelly!
He's a smart man
Take Your Child to Work Day is really
a no school day for your child
Now you see me! Now you don't!
Even the devil gets tired of people
Joe Gage's mama ran away from him
She did it!
Humans are the number one cause
An unemployed New Jersey man's ex- wife wants some of his $273 million jackpot
A jaguar attacked a woman who tried taking a selfie during his private time
That sleep will catch up with you
He'll figure it out
The look you give when you think Thursday is Friday
CNN poll shows that Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi have the same favorable ratings
George Washington curses the presidents on Presidents Day
drones in order to sneak cigarettes and marijuana into a prison